10 Clues Your Woman Is Cheating On You

We all know men cheat. It’s very well documented (because women of the world unite). But it is still, still, very rare to hear much about the women of the world cheating on their man. Well, I am here to tell you that they do, probably more so than we really think or want to believe. Even still, women get a bit more of a free pass when they are the cheaters in the relationship because obviously, the man was doing something wrong to push her in that direction. It is absolutely impossible for a woman to cheat for no damn reason, just not in their genetic make-up. Women are loyal creatures, incapable of flaws so masculine, such as lust for another. As I said, complete fabrication, and I am here to prove it. The following 10 manuevers are ones to watch out for, especially if they are rolling a few deep. So, fellas, if your bitch (term used for sexual orientation anonymity) is pulling any one of these on you, start asking questions.

1. Cell Phone Secrecy
The day she stops checking your phone and starts keeping her’s in the purse all day, there is probably a good reason for it. SHE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO SHE’S BEEN TALKING TO. Check the call log while she is in the shower - because bitches lie too.

2. She Stops Confiding In You
We all hate it when she opens up the flood gates and cries on our shoulders because of a bad hair day, or a fight with a close friend. But seriously, if she stops crying on YOUR shoulder, she is probably crying on someone elses.

3.She Loses Her Nesting Instinct
We as men, know one thing about 90% of all women - they are nurturers by nature. If she no longer takes care of you or buys you shit or even worse…stops paying a lot of attention to your children (if any…), you can bet your ass some other clown is suckling the nurture teet.

4. She’s Busy
All of a sudden she goes to yoga 5 times a week? She may bending over and getting a good stretch…but her hands are probably cuffed to her ankles.

5. She Doesn’t Want Sex
Some women aren’t sexual predators, they just aren’t. For some reason sex isn’t high on their priority list. If that’s your girl - she’s getting it elsewhere.

6. She Asks If YOUR Cheating On Her
This would be a woman’s way of communicating this…Hey dumbass! I’m fucking someone who isn’t you.

7. She Shops More
Sure women shop all the time. But if you’re not seeing any of the shit she is buying - it was never meant for you to see in the first place.

8. Girl’s Nights Out Are More Frequent
How many times a week does Jodie NEED to see your girl over something that only takes a phone call to fix? If she is seeing more of her friend at night then you - Jodie just might be a guy.

9. She Stops Nagging
So your girl wakes up one morning with absolutely nothing to bitch about? Not happening. You’re just not the go to guy any more.

10. She Gets A Wax
When was the last time she needed a wax just to go to the library? If that’s the case, she is getting a lot of help from the information desk.