Juggling Is Cool…Sometimes

I’m sure some of you have already seen this guy on YouTube, but I think he is pretty damn good. And I’m completely jealous of his juggling skills. I can only juggle three balls, but its to my own beat and I get sloppy from time to time. But not this guy, he is solid.

Belated Goodbye A.N.S.

I don’t know why I feel compelled to write about this tragic event, and it is tragic, but I do. We all know by now that Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday in a Florida hotel. But what we don’t know is how, yet. We can assume that it was some kind of drug overdose. Whether it be accidental, suicide, or homocide. We won’t know for sure how, till later today, but I do think an O.D. is a safe bet and the most obvious explanation.

To me, there are a lot of ways you can dissect what happend. Was it post-pardum? Depression over the death of her son? Maybe the cumulation of both. Or did someone push pills on her? There is a “theory” floating around that Howard K. Stern had something to do with her death. This was first brought to my attention by my fiance last night. (my ears are constantley ringing with hollywood gossip because of her) But she, like others, has a point that maybe Howie had a hand in it. He does get 10% by law of her 450 million dollars from her first husband, the old oil tycoon. The rest most certainly will go to her new baby, which Stern insists is his. So the motive is there. Whether he physically had anything to do with it, no one knows yet, but I think you could argue a good case that mentally he could make her do whatever he wanted. And he was at both, her son’s death (Daniel) and her’s. Coincidence? Who knows.

But let us not mourn. Anna would not want that. (as if I know what she would want). Instead I am going to give her a tribute. She did compare herself to Marilyn Monroe. Though I think that was her dreaming a bit. And let us be honest. She was an absolute train wreck. But before the drugs, and before/during her playboy years, she really was a very pretty woman. Here are a few pictures of her before the train got going.

And of course, I have to leave you with one of her most memorable and noteable moments.

Enjoy.

My New Obsession

So I gave a bit of a tribute to Jessica Biel’s ass not too long ago, and I would like to follow that up with this freaking amazingly good picture of her (as if there are any bad ones). All should take note of the nipple slip on her left breast, cause I do. Hoo-Haa!

My Many Faces, Part 4

I haven’t been getting the kind of results I was hoping for during the My Many Faces weeks. Apparently nobody cares about my facial hair but me. And thats ok, because I’m used to getting no love from the (soon to be) wifey. But since I already put a few weeks into it, I won’t stop till next week when all the hair is gone. If you missed last weeks you can check it out here.

Its a little blurry , but if anyone cares to give their thoughts. Leave it in the comments. Enjoy.

The Dumb Files

I have been real slow on The Dumb Files this week, so I am going to go back to the The Dumb Files roots with new episodes of dumb criminals. Prepare yourself for the worst, because these guys really are some dumb fucks.

Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window…the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.

When Stan Caddell wanted to wash his Chevrolet, he backed the car into a foot of water in the Mississippi River at Hannibal, Missouri. When he got out to clean the car, it floated away. Police were able to retrieve the vehicle some distance downstream. According to an officer on the scene, no action would be taken against the driver because “you can’t ticket a guy for being stupid…” (no, but you should be able to)

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle’s license plate still attached to the bumper. (seriously…in Kentucky)

This is my favorite one of all…and Chris Hansen is there to clean up the mess. I guess dumb people really don’t learn.

Woman Loses Limbs In Labor

Yeah, so I really don’t know how to begin this next post. I don’t know how to begin this post because it’s pretty fucking outrageous and I really can’t even begin to imagine that this could have actually happened. Ironically enough, it happened in Florida, of all places. They just can’t get anything right. So since I don’t know a good way to address it, I’ll just throw it out there for you.

A woman, about 9 months ago gave birth to a little boy at Orlando Regional South Seminole; was then transferred to Orlando Regional Medical Center in Orlando where her arms and legs were amputated. She was told she had streptococcus, a flesh eating bacteria, and toxic shock syndrome. Believe it or not, that was all they told her. Never even got into the fact that she had absolutely no limbs. Apparently, they sent some letter stating that the woman, Claudia Mejia, would have to file a lawsuit against them in order to get any more information. Mejia was stated saying, “I want to know what happened. I went to deliver my baby and I came out like this”. Seems like a pretty reasonable request from a woman who lost all 4 limbs. If you don’t already think this hospital has the biggest set of nuts by telling this woman she has to sue them in order to find out what happend, Florida just passed a law called, “The Patients Right To Know About Adverse Medical Incidents Act”. When the law is named ‘Patients Right To Know,’ it seems like the hospital should give it up. What hard asses.

A little foot note…her husband said he loves her, and will stand by her side. What a fucking guy. How many men would do that? Here is a picture of Ms. Mejia leaving the hospital. The picture actually pisses me off to the point where I almost want to start up some sort of collection in her name. Leave it in the comments.

New Snickers Ad

OK, so I have to say, this years Super Bowl commercials were a little weak. But,there were some beauties as well. And my favorite one of the night was the Snickers Ad. The ad had absolutely nothing to do with “Hungry? Why Wait…Grab a Snickers”, but it was surely an unexpected run of events. Who would have guessed that the mechanic’s homeboy would have pulled a Lady and the Tramp for the Snickers bar. Granted, Snickers is an amazing candy bar…but good enough to lock lips with a guy? Is he a little gay? Yeah maybe. [Check out the gay post to find out.]

Now just in case you missed this commercial, I have provider it for you…your welcome. But seriously, if anyone has another commercial that they really liked, leave it in the comments and if I like them I will share them. Until then…comment and enjoy.

Super Bowl XLI

Super Bowl XLI has come and gone again. And again the Eagles did not win it. And because they were not even playing tonight, I really didn’t care who won. However, I am a fan of Tony Dungy and Peyton Manning, so I was pulling for a Colts victory. Which happened, if you took the time to actually sit and watch the game. The game itself was a bit ugly in the turnover bracket, but it stayed a close game through about 80% of it and that kept me watching. Well the commercials kept me watching too. All in all, I say it was a fairly entertaining sporting event, and congratulations to the Colts fans.

P.S. - As an Eagles fan…you all fucking suck and I hope you trip and fall on something sharp

My Many Faces, Part 3

Since I have been slacking on the posts, as mentioned in my latest Dumb File report, I decided to kill two in one night. So the following will be another rediculous picture of my face. Brett if you thought I looked like Fish in the last post, which you can see it here, then scroll down…its ugly. OK everyone…Comment and Enjoy.

The Dumb Files

I have to apologize to the 20 people who actually come to my site to look at the junk I put up here. I haven’t been able to keep up with the posting this week like I usually do. It has been a pretty hectic week for me. Hopefully the next few weeks will be better and I will have time to post a little more consistantly.

Anyway, since it has been over a week since the last dumb file, I should probably get one up and going right now. If you missed last weeks dumb file, you can check it out here. So this week I decided to share some dumb warning labels found on products. It may not be good, but its better than last week. Comment and Enjoy.

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

And my favorite…

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.

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