10 Clues Your Woman Is Cheating On You
July 30, 2007
We all know men cheat. It’s very well documented (because women of the world unite). But it is still, still, very rare to hear much about the women of the world cheating on their man. Well, I am here to tell you that they do, probably more so than we really think or want to believe. Even still, women get a bit more of a free pass when they are the cheaters in the relationship because obviously, the man was doing something wrong to push her in that direction. It is absolutely impossible for a woman to cheat for no damn reason, just not in their genetic make-up. Women are loyal creatures, incapable of flaws so masculine, such as lust for another. As I said, complete fabrication, and I am here to prove it. The following 10 manuevers are ones to watch out for, especially if they are rolling a few deep. So, fellas, if your bitch (term used for sexual orientation anonymity) is pulling any one of these on you, start asking questions.
I Work Well In The Nude
July 26, 2007
You formatted your résumé ingeniously. You bolded your name and sized it just enough so it will stand out from the masses. You’ve proofread, spell-checked and edited it to death. You’ve even included creative (and of course, vital) information about why you’re the best candidate for the job — but have you gone too far?
In a recent CareerBuilder.com survey, hiring managers and human resource professionals across the nation shared the most unusual résumé blunders they’ve come across in their careers. Top slip-ups from the survey included:
Applicant attached a letter from her mother.
Applicant specified that his availability was limited because Friday, Saturday and Sunday was “drinking time.”
Applicant explained that she works well nude.
Applicant explained an arrest by stating, “We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.”
Applicant drew a picture of a car on the outside of the envelope and said it was the hiring manager’s gift.
Applicant explained a gap in employment by saying it was because he was getting over the death of his cat for three months.
Prison Thriller - The New Jailhouse Rock?
July 25, 2007
Amidst all of the, La Lohan trash, I started thinking - What really goes on in jail? Because there is no f’ing doubt, that is where her coked out ass is going. If Paris went on a weaker charge…but the way,I would have loved to see the shit Paris did in jail, but no one has released that video yet, then Lohan has a one way ticket. Instead I bring you this - Prison Thriller. I can see my boy Leone doing this shit at a gay club, however, wait….yeah, prison could be considered a gay club.
I want everyone to prepare themselves for the absolute hilarity you are about to witness. Maybe it’s just me, but for some reason this doesn’t surprise me. I can’t see an American prison, especially one that large, putting something like this together - but Asians, yes. Crazy Asians.
Fantasy Football Is Taking Over
July 24, 2007
For those of you outside the city of Philadelphia and its surrounding suburbs who don’t get a chance to listen to Preston and Steve in the morning, you missed out on this. They are podcasted and I highly recommend you give them a listen. Anyway, I was roaming through their website and came across this kick ass rap song about fantasy football. If I could have pictured my buddy Mike and his little shit friend Link from college, this is exactly what I would have come up with. These two guys created a perfect rap about how many, many and many people look at fantasy football. It is spot on and hilarious. You must take a look.
Are You Hot?
July 23, 2007
I’m a Wellness Supervisor and Personal Trainer at an Athletic Club in Pa (don’t let the title fool you, it doesn’t pay all that well) so I see a handful of women who are relatively equal in body physique to the chick on the right. That I expect to see while at work. What I don’t expect to see, is a website (click the link) full of people like her. OK, wait, I should retract that statement, because the other trainer (male) is all about that bodybuilding competition shit. But still, who sits there at work, looking at that shit with members walking around?
It makes me wonder. Did he create a profile and upload some of his shirtless pictures posing for the camera? Probably. Was he checking himself out to see what other people ranked him? Probably. Is he even more of a tool because of it? Definitely. And does that make him a little gay? Yeah, maybe.
