Babe Of The Week

Previously known as Female Friday, I have decided to make a more attractive change to the name of this weekly post.

Moving on from there, I have another tasty danish for you this week. A hot little roo from down under. Think she does? One could only hope. I don’t know too much about her accept this - she is smoking fuckin hot, an Aussie, and has appeared in Maxim. What more could you want right now? More of Tina. Eat the damn Quesadila. Enjoy.

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Best of Craigslist - Women Seeking Men

The last two installments from, Best of Craigslist, have been in the form of rants. (Check them out here and here) This week I would like to bring you a beauty from the women seeking men section of the personals.

As you go through and read her most inner love thoughts, I want you to think to yourself - Does this sound like the woman for me? Then I want you to click the link below to see what she looks like. You can than see if your fantasy woman has…the looks and brains you want?

I’m pretty rad, once ya get to know me. I have a few piercings and one tattoo. I’m a great listener and have been known to give awesome advice. I’m a total animal lover. My roommate has 2 cats and a snake. I have a 4 year old chihuahua but he lives with my parents. I’m a texting addict and hardly ever talk on the phone, unless it’s to my mom. I love flip flops and wear them every chance I get. I don’t watch much tv but I really like watching movies. I’m overall pretty much just a down to earth, laid back chick. I’m looking for a great guy to sweep me off my feet. Someone that understands me and that I can fall head over heels for. I love guys with a great sense of humor because I love to laugh. I want someone that will meet my friends and my family and have them fall for him too. Their opinion is highly valued. I’m a smoker so I need someone that won’t be bothered by that. I’d also like him to have a car and a steady job. Someone that can be patient with my stubbornness and be willing to sit down and talk things out if there’s ever conflict. I’d pretty much just really love to find someone that is just like me - down to earth, caring, understanding, and funny. I’m not looking to just fool around. I am out here looking for something that could potentially become serious. It doesn’t have to start out that way, but if the connection is there, I’d love for it to move in that direction.

I have a Myspace, but it’s private. If it’s easier to message me there, go ahead and do so. www.myspace.com/amm12

Please be between ages 24 and 34, and reply with a picture.

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Stripshooter

Clive Owen, who should have been the new Bond, not the other guy, has a new movie coming out this fall, called Shoot ‘Em Up. I’m not sure if I will venture to the theatre to actually see this movie, but from the reviews it sounds as though it would keep my attention. However, his character in the movie goes by the name Mr. Smith, only Mr. Smith, which I find really fucking gay (much love to my boy Leone). But, in reviewing the reviews of the movie, I did come across a pretty cool website called stripshooter. It is a game built around the basic idea of the movie, I presume. Reminds me a lot of the opening of every Bond movie (when his sillouette walks across the screen), except you get to shoot the bastard. The one nice feature it has, if you complete it, is the chick on the right gets topless. Money continues to fall, making it rain, off her naked body until you waste all of the “bad guys”. Have fun with it. I did.

Stripshooter Game

Jenna Jameson, Is That You?

What the hell, wait not enough. What the FUCK! happend to Jenna Jameson? She used to be one of the most coveted pieces of masturbatory material in the world. Now, she looks like a damn duck. She regressed from this beautiful swan to an ugly duckling. I just don’t get it? Just go back, back to when she actually stared in porn. She looked great. Soft, flawless, skin tone. Very beautiful feminine face. Huge fake tits, which didn’t really hit me where it hits most, but they looked great. Thin waist line, and perfect 10 ass. (To see if your girl has a great ass, check out a previous post here).

These days she is officially retired from porn. But that is not to say she isn’t still involved. She just doesn’t take it on camera any longer. She does, however, have her own porn company (go figure) and gentlemen’s club, Babe’s Cabaret. By the way, been there during my college years, Loved. That. Club. And we can’t forget the money maker, clubjenna.com. The short of the long of it, she doesn’t need to take a hit on camera, she is a money making machine now a days. And a best selling author too, can’t forget that.

But let us not get off topic. What the FUCK! happend to Jenna Jameson? We already touched on the touchy issue of her removing her implants. A lot of men across the world had a bad day when they found that out. But there is more important shit than her dropping down to her natural C cup. A fucking C cup? I love a C cup. Anything else is too big. But more important, for instance, her other plastic surgeries kind of make me sick. Her once pretty face is now torn to shreads. She really looks like she got an ass kicking. As i said, she is now the ugly duckling, and that bothers men. I never really cared much about her. Didn’t get into the whole porn thing, but I have always thought she was extremely pretty. Now? Now I can’t look at her. It’s a shame.

On to another issue of mine. Her weight. During her playing days, she had nice healthy weight. Probably came in around 115-120. Perfect weight, in other words, she looked healthy. She now looks as bad as Nicole Richie. And by the way, Richie looked better fat, in my opinion. And lastly, with all the weight loss comes a flat ass. And anyone who knows me, knows I am an ass guy. In recent photos of Jenna, i have noticed her ass is barely hanging on. A woman of her caliber, atleast the caliber that she was, should never allow herself to go down hill by trying to stay youthful. She would look so much better if she allowed herself to age naturally, instead of trying to interfere with that process. That’s my opinion, and i’m not budging.

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Female Friday

This is a very special post leading into the weekend for me because it has everything to do with my alma mater, 100% Arizona State University for your viewing pleasure…ALL WEEKEND LONG! As you might expect, I consider the girls at ASU to be one of, if not the best looking girls around. And after viewing the following pictures, you will too. I guarantee it.

Disclaimer: Your man parts might not be prepared for this tastiness

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Best of Craigslist - Dear J

I made a post last week that I entitled, Best of Craigslist. I thought it went over pretty well, though, nobody commented on anything and that’s ok. I don’t do this for the power. But as I mentioned in that post, I am a frequent browser of Craigslist. So because I spend so much time on there, I have decided to make it a recurrent theme on here weekly. The following is a paragraph from this weeks Best of Craigslist…

Why wont you call me back? We had so much damn fun together. Why the fuck would you not call me back? I seemingly didnt fuck up at all. Maybe I did though? Maybe I should have taken more charge? Maybe I should have been more affectionate. Maybe I should have been more touchy feely? Throw me a fuckin bone. Im not THAT smooth of a fucking criminal. I group up sheltered for God Sakes. I went to fuckin private school. You expect me to know pimping 101? Fuck.

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The Umbilical Brothers

I am not sure how many of you adoring fans of mine have kids, but for those that do, you have probably heard of the Umbilical Brothers. They are on a sister station of Disney called Noggin. Maybe those of you who do not have kids have even heard of the station, they do have commercials out there in tv land. In any case, kids these days are f’ing lucky as hell with all the cool ass shit they can watch on tv. Now don’t get me wrong. I had G.I. Joe, TMNT, Transformers, He-man and the like, but none of this cool interacting type of shit I see my daughter watching on tv.

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SuperBad - Worth Watching

I went with my fiance and a few others last night to see Superbad, the movie from that guy who did The 40 Yr. Old Virgin. And let me tell you, he didn’t disappoint. The movie was pretty much what I expected. Dirty, sexually explicit humor. American Pie on steroids. The fat kid acts his ass off. And I can’t imagine how many takes it took them to get through some of the lines that they said. Oh, and for those of you who are “Grounded For Life” fans, Uncle Jimmy makes a pretty sweet little cameo toward the middle/end of the movie. Anyway, great movie. If you have that dirty, sex oriented type humor, this one is certainly for you. And if you don’t, its too damn funny not too laugh at the shit anyway. You will see me in line at Target when this shit hits the stores as well. So to give you a little taste of what you’ll see when you go to see it, I put the R-Rated trailer at the bottom. Little side note. When the fuck did Sunday become such a huge night out at the movies? It was fucking packed out the ass. That is why I prefer the Friday afternoon matinee at 12pm. Never have to deal with all that shit, but whatever. Enjoy the trailer.

Female Friday

I have gotten away from this for some reason. But no more. It has been 2 months now since my last Female Friday tribute the women I find irresistable. Well this week, will be no different, as you could imagine. Why I did not make her the inaugural post for Female Friday, I have no clue? I have finally come to my senses, that’s really all that matters. I did, however, feature her in my 10 Most Beautiful Women On Tv post, which got some real nice reviews from other sites on the web. I thank you all for that.

I want you all to just sit back and enjoy the lovliness of this week’s hottie

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Best Of Craigslist - 23 Yr. Old Girl I Met At The Bar

I will admit, this has probably been circulating around the web a lot over the past month, but I am going to bring it to you anyway in case you actually haven’t read it yet. I am an advid surfer of Craigslist.com. It’s the website I used when I sold my jeep. Pause for a moment of reflection because I loved that damn jeep. And I usually only check out the personals because that is where all the real good shit is held. From this rant that I will link in a minute, to whores telling you they will show you a good time. My guess, they probably could show you a good time. I say that with no experience from a craigslist whore, mind you. Anywho. I find this little rant, very, very amusing. And it might be because it is something my cousin would do. If the guy was a short red head, who has a receding hair line and just graduated law school, it would be him. Enjoy the little rant.

Craigslist Rant

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