Stephani DeBrucque | Oklahoma
September 28, 2007
Friday. Couldn’t be a more perfect Friday. The Phillies have a chance to take first place in the NL East and I have a new babe of the week. She is no celebrity. Unless you count the campus of Oklahoma University. She is a sophmore, 19 years of age, and persuing dental hygiene. As if that big white smile didn’t give it away. She’s a church going girl who hates Rosie O’Donnell and Britney Spears. Enjoys football and considers herself an athlete. She is almost perfect, I know.
What more could you want?
A good date to her is some dinner and flowers. Now she is perfect. Enjoy the pics.
Top 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever!
September 27, 2007
Aah single life. It could be the best feeling in the world, and the absolute worst situation. How so? Well, you don’t have the nagging wife/girlfriend/mistress in your ear day in and day out (not all women nag, but majority do). You don’t have to answer to anyone or ask permission to stay out all night with the guys and get hammered. And some people think that being able to sling their dick around where ever they want, when ever they want is a nice perk as well. News Flash to those guys: I am all but married and can sling my dick around wherewhen ever I want too, it just can’t leave the house when slinging commenses.
It’s the worst situation because as we get older and graduate college, the opportunities to be in an area with people of the opposite sex of the same age, interests, unknowns ect. gets drastically smaller. There are no more freshman girls in your senior class electives and no longer are you living in an apartment complex surrounded by other college co-eds hanging out at the pool. You are now limited to finding someone from you work environment, the bars, or friends of friends. Certainly a situation that I am glad I don’t find myself in.
Status For Upcoming Posts
September 26, 2007
I just wanted to make a real quick announcement. I realize I have been neglecting the website so far this week and I want to assure the few of you who read my page, that I have not forgotten about you. The week so far has been a bit crazy and I have not had the chance to sit down and finish the new material as of yet. But I assure you, I have material in the works. Until then, click the Top Tags to the right and check out some of the older material. Some of it is worth reading.
Christa Campbell
September 21, 2007
Christa Campbell is one of the new Fresh Meat Vixen’s in this months issue of PlayBoy. I had no idea who she was until I saw her in the new issue. And as always, Playboy knows that best positions and angles to make a girl look good. And if you were wondering, yes the photos are safe for work. Well, there might be one you want to be stealth about. But you should definately check out the curvacious scream queen, Christa Campbell, as she bares it all in Playboy’s September issue.
The horror-flick chick has appeared in The Wicker Man, 2001 Maniacs, and The Drone Virus (I have never seen any of these films). She has also lined up a slew of upcoming slasher flicks, including the remake of George Romero’s zombie classic Day of the Dead. I think she would be perfect for a role in a remake of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But hey, that’s just me.
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Why Couples Don’t Have Sex
September 19, 2007
A friend of mine sent this to me a little bit ago. For those of you who are not married or engaged (Man up pussies, you are not getting any younger.), you may not find this as funny as the rest of us. But since I am getting married in 369 days, so a bit of this did pertain to me. It’s funny, when you read some of this shit and think, “Damn, it really is true”. Then you get depressed because it is true.
Here are the reasons why couples dont have sex
A Long Weekend Of Family, Friends, Drinking, Golfing And Tradition
September 18, 2007
This weekend was the annual Farley Open; a golf outing which I have been a part of since 2004. The charity golf outing, itself, is in its 27th year. Basically, a bunch of grown men get together for a three day weekend of golf, A LOT of DRINKING, charity auctions, laughs, and stories. Below I posted a few of the more memorable things that came out of some people mouths this weekend. What I can remember anyway.
Babe Of The Week
September 14, 2007
DESCRIPTION: The newest face coming out of the UK, she is known most for her huge, un-augmented, tits. She is a British page 3 girl and a Glamour model, who also has a sex tape of her out there over the net. Apparently, she give head for quite some time. No one knows if she enjoys giving head, but as long as she does, no one cares. She is also the face of Sony Computer Entertainment Europe’s Formula One 06 video game for the PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, and PlayStation 3.
Best Of Craigslist
September 13, 2007
I have decided to make this a two-for this week because I can. It is amazing what some people will write on a website like craigslist, and actually think, hope, that the person they are trying to reach will contact them. I’m sure those “casual encounters” get some hits and “erotic encounters” as well. A girl has to make some money somewhere, I guess? But for the rest of you, I hope you know you’re a jackass. But it does make for material that I can use on this site. Thanks douchebags.
Now on to our first tool of the day. I put this up because it references Chuck E Cheese’s. I have a 2 year old, and me and the wife make impromptu stops every now and then. And in all the times I have been there, in my life, I have never encountered something like this asshole.
How Pissed Would You Be If An Airline Kicked You Off The Plane Because Of Your Attire? My Guess…Pissed!!!
September 11, 2007
Would you be embarrassed, offended, confused, if an airline attendant told you you could not board the plane unless you changed your outfit? Probably a little bit of everything and a whole lot of pissed off. Would you even believe me if I told you that shit actually happend? Well, it did. To 23 year old Kyla Ebbert, San Diego CA. Apparently, her outfit was too “revealing” for a family airline, Southwest Airlines.
Look, she is a young college student. Not everything they wear on any particular day will be Sister Anne like. But I have yet to see a girl wearing stripper shoes and latex, with a cut out crotch on a plane. And I have flown many a plane. The outfit that she had worn, is nothing more than a cute outfit by today’s standards. It would probably even be considered “stylish” amongst women.
Read A Motherfuckin Book
September 11, 2007
You know what I love? Finding an absolute gem on the internet. It doesn’t happen as much as I would like, but when it does, I try to get it up and on here as soon as possible. The following was sent to me by a family member of mine who is absolutely obsessed with YouTube, I’m sure of it. And he gets much love for it.
The following text is the Video Description given by YouTube.
This was shot on BET Animation and 106 and Park. IT IS A SATIRICAL OBSERVATION ON THE CURRENT RIDICULOUS, OFFENSIVE, AND EMBARRASSING STATE OF THE ONCE NOBLE ART OF HIP HOP. THE RAPPER WHO MADE THE SONG IS ALSO SATIRING THE CURRENT POPULAR RAP MUSIC WHICH IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO EVERYTHING RAP WAS. WHILE MAKING THIS SOCIAL SATIRE, HE ALSO PROVIDE A POSITIVE MESSAGE AND A SOCIAL COMMENTARY.
