A Collection Of Bad Moments, Ideas, And Decisions Ever In One Weekend: But There Is A Bright Side!
September 10, 2007
What a fucking shitty weekend. I can’t remember the last time an entire weekend blew as bad as this one. It started on Saturday when my Notre Dame football got spanked…AGAIN!…this year. This time at the by the hands of PSU. I knew the Irish were not going to be very good this year, but it is now, already, to the point of complete embarrassment. I will not be watching them get their ass kicked this weekend because I want to keep a little of my sanity.
On to Sunday. My Eagles. As if Saturday wasn’t hard enough, I had to watch this fucking game on Sunday to look forward to. I had completely put the Irish game on the backburner and I had re-energized myself with emotion as kickoff got closer. It wasn’t long after, that they completely sucked out that emotion. I was having a bad weekend and was in a little bit of a mood at this point.
New Policy At All Lingerie Stores
September 7, 2007
Eh Um. What you are about to see is incredible. It is not for the faint of heart. And quite frankly, makes me so mad that I did not get the pleasure to experience this in person. Because it sure as hell made me drop my jaw in jealousy, amongst other things. No, that’s not true, except the part about me dropping my jaw.
Whatever. I am babbling now because this video has my head all dazed and confused.
After watching this video I decided to start a petition in favor of the acts that are about to take place. The policy states: All female employees selling lingerie and/or female customers entering the store to purchase lingerie should be accompanied by me at all times. Upon entering the store you must seat me in front of the dressing room and allow me to nip, tuck, and remove all articles of clothing. (see video for further details and visuals)
Babe Of The Week
September 6, 2007
Ah Fridays….how I long for you all week. And yes, you are finally here. Which means I get to go into the weekend on a good note. Leading the way into that great weekend? The babe of the week. I have know idea who she is, what she does, or where she came from…well i know what she comes from (that’s dirty). What I do know, for sure, is she is smokin’ fuckin hot. Ihope you all enjoy it. It’s why I do what i do on Fridays.
Naughty Trees
September 6, 2007
I was doing some random web surfing and came across a picture off of flickr.com called the naughty tree. So I was curious as too why they called it the “naughty tree“. My first instinct told me it would be some place where people go to fuck or get head. Of course that is just me wishful thinking. Instead it was a picture of a tree with, what looks to me, a huge cock. I made a small smirk at the picture in minor amusement. But, that picture did get me thinking about what other pictures are out there with the same, or atleast, very similar visual stimulants.
This is what I found.
The New Face OF U.S.A. Women’s Gymnastics
September 5, 2007
This past weekend on the USA Channel (I think), was some women’s gymnastics. Which I am reluctant to admit, is a guilty pleasure of mine. Maybe its because I’m a pig and just like the flexibility these girls have and the tight shapely bodies, or, I find them extremely talented athletes. Probably a bit of both, and a little more towards the former.
But, whatever the reasons are, I always find myself sitting and watching. I didn’t catch much of it this weekend, last couple routines of the night before the USA won. Hell Yeah! Olympic gold bitches. Even though I didn’t catch a good portion of the show, I was able to catch this little darling named, Alicia Sacramone, from Boston, Mass. She now takes the reigns as the little hottie on the U.S. Olympic Gymnastics Team. Replacing the long list of ladies that include: Shannon Miller, Dominique Dawes, Dominique Moceanu, Amanda Borden, Keri Strug, Jamie Dantzscher, Courtney Kupets, and Carly Patterson.
But those U.S. teams brought the heat with a bevy of beauties to sit and watch. All, for the most part, right in my age bracket. This year, is a sesspool of 15 year olds. And that’s the one thing about the female gymnist, they never get any older. Which back in ‘96 and 2000, even 2004, wasn’t really much of a big deal because I was either younger, same age or only a couple years older. Now I am entering my mid 20s and the girls are still under 20 and in their early-mid teens. Not so easy to defend now. However, there is one, one girl who is out of her teens and I am bringing her to you. The very sexy, young, Alicia Sacramone. Keep an eye out on this one. She’s special.
Your welcome.
Casual Encounters
September 4, 2007
It is Tuesday, but it feels like Monday to me, so I am going to give you another hit of Craigslist. I live in the Philadelphia area, but I search all over that site, and this current post comes from the Indonesia area. I honestly thought that it would be written in a different language. But, lucky for us, it was written in English.
I personally think the guy who put this up on the net is a big douche. Just like I pick a fat chick out of the woods by just the words she uses to describe herself, and her perfect mate, I can nail a douchebag using the same intuitive super powers.
What do you think?
Breakdancing Is Dangerous To Kids
September 2, 2007
My fiance showed me this clip on YouTube the other day of a guy breakdancing to the sound track of Mortal Combat and Street Fighter. I put both up because both versions are hilarious. But pay attention to the little kid that strolls across the screen. She gets some crazy air.
Disclaimer: May not be for some people.
