Hollywood Does Halloween
October 31, 2007
Sticking with the Halloween themed week. I found a few celebrity costumes. Here you see the socialite Paris Hilton falling on her drunk ass. Does anyone else enjoy seeing these people fuck up?
Without further ado…here is how hollywood does halloween.
Do you do it better? If so, send in your pictures so I can make you famous.
2 Girls 1 Cup
October 29, 2007
Sticking with the Halloween themed week, here is a video that will fucking haunt you forever. The most un-nerving, disgusting, nausiating, and anything else that falls under the word GROSS video I have ever seen. I had heard about the video and haven’t had the “priviledge” to view it, until today. Most of the videos out there are the reactions of people watching the video, not the video itself. But, I tracked it down, watched it, and couldn’t believe what I was looking at. It is a head scratcher.
How these girls agreed to do this is some serious negotiating. I would love it if one of them stumbled upon my website, this post, and shared the reasoning behind filming this garbage.
I would definately say, NSFW. On account that it is FUCKING vulgar.
And not that I have many standards or real moral values, when it comes to this site, but I will not post this video on here. Instead, you can click the link below.
Leave reactions in the comments.
What Kind Of Demon Are You?
October 28, 2007
As usual, Craigslist does it again. I have said it before and I will say it again, the shit people put up here is astonishing. But I am glad they do, or else I would lose a significant amount of material. Since this week and last weekend was/is full of Halloween fun, I figured the next few postings this week will be filled with nothing more than Halloween related material. And to kick the week off, this guy.
Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Photo Shoot
October 27, 2007
I think this was inevitable. We all knew, or hoped that she would make this career chnging decision for nothing more than to see her ass spread out all over the pages. She has that new TV show on E! and now her career is really about to take off. Because we all know, Playboy doesn’t miss, EVER!
Let us all thank Hef for being such a fucking genious for one moment…………
And now for your viewing pleasure.
WARNING! Pictures are NSFW after the jump
Natalie Gulbis
October 26, 2007
Just another hot female athlete in the world of American sports. But the first in the sport of golf. And don’t argue, because for the most part, women in golf resemble lesbians. But the ones that look like real women, make the lesbian ones worth dealing with. Did that make much sense? I really don’t care.
Just enjoy the Babe of the Week. Natalie Gulbis.
Party Like A Rock Star
October 25, 2007
I dropped by my buddies website today and read a post exactly like the one I am about to put up here. Do I feel ashamed that I am doing this? No, because if I win, his fucking ass is going to Vegas anyway. That’s right, Vegas. I have been there before, but never had the enjoyment of spending those moments completely hammered in the strip club with my posse. Nope, never. Instead, I had the chance to spend those lovely days with my fiance. We had a great time, don’t get me wrong. And would do it again in a heartbeat. But, I’ve had a taste and now I want it all. Shoemoney can make it happen.
My competitors so far? OnLineBibleTalk, BpBc, UberAffiliate, JaanKanellis, AimsGraz. Do these sites scare me? Fuck no they don’t scare me! They can keep their professional page designs, special guest writers, and advertisements. I am the real deal. I have a site strictly for the entertainment of anyone who stumbles upon my work. The end. But before I tell you why these other sites are unworthy, I suppose I should tell you why I am.
I noticed each of them added pictures proving their “ability” to party like a rock star. This I cannot do, because incriminating pictures of me from my single days would probably infuriate my fiance. Sorry, a trip to Vegas is not worth a lifetime of shit she would give me. However, I can assure you, I AM THE FUCKING MAN! The last time I partied I pissed all over my finace’s clothes, which were conveniently folded and put away in her dresser. Does that stop me? Nope. I soaked every article of clothing in that drawer, and the one below it too. I’m pretty sure I pulled a rock star style move.
OK - I can’t resist. This is what happens to people who try and hang and party like I party. (I am not in the photo, rather the one taking it.)
Congatulations sir, that ass hat looks good you. But seriously, to rub elbows with people who had a hand in starting it all could only help me make this website more visually pleasing to the people who read my nonsense. And that is why I do this, to make your shitty day, less shitty. And what would I do with the money? Blow it. Every bit of it. I may buy $500 worth of room service, shit on it and put it back in the hallway. Why? Because I do what I want. That’s why I am a fuckin baller.
Will You Be My Groomsman?
October 25, 2007
Yes, I am getting married. No, you cannot be my groomsman. However, while doing my usual craigslist surfing this morning, I came across this interesting request. Which I will get to in a minute. As you go through and read this, you will get naustalgic. I did. You’ll have to read it, and have gone to college, to really understand what I am talking about. This little Asian fuck completely made me miss the things we used to do in college. And as you read, it will happen to you.
Philadelphia - The Ugliest City In America
October 23, 2007
Philadelphia has recently been voted the ugliest city in America. Are you kidding me? I absolutley refuse to believe that my own city is the ugliest of them all. I have seen a fair amount of cities in 24 years, twelve of which are on this list. And I could argue to the death, that Philly is certainly not last on that list.
But, apparently the country has spoken and Philadelphians find themselves on the bottom of this rediculous fucking list. I can’t say I disagree with the entire list, but number 25 does not sit well with me.
I guess that is what we get for eating cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, and cream cheese.
To see where your city matches up Read more
Jocelyn Wildenstein
October 23, 2007
Jocelyn Wildenstein, not a celebrity, but a NY socialite. Cute, right?
Well, this woman has reportedly spent $4 million on plastic surgery over her 67 years. One would think she is pretty enough to get away with a little face cream and a hot towel.
Not when your billionaire husband cheats on you with a 21 yr old Russian model. So she turned to the knife.
Big…BIg…BIG mistake!!!
She is now known to the world as The Bride of Wildenstein (as in The Bride of Frankenstein) or Cat Woman (and not because she played her in a movie).
For a current picture of Cat Woman click Read more
Mayra Veronica
October 19, 2007
I had initially thought about putting up my all time favorite over the last few years, Stacy Keibler, but then realized that the Babe’s of the Week are lacking a cultural aspect. So instead, I am going with MAyra Veronica. A hot little Latino. And by the way, if there are any other women you would like to see recognized as the Babe of the Week, feel free to leave it in comments or email me through the contact link. I am always trying to please the readers.
And she gets mad points for having that big ‘ol ass. Chips and salsa please.
