Toilet Paper vs. Paper Seat Cover
October 17, 2007
vs. 
There are two kinds of people in this world - one who evenly lays down TP on a public toilet, and one who uses the seat cover before poppin a squat. It’s one of the great debates. Like Crumple or Fold. And yes, folding is so much better. You crumplers are sick animals.
I Will Never Stop In Western Kentucky On My Next Road Trip
October 16, 2007
I am feeling a little tired and lazy today, but I wanted to get up another little something, and a Craigslist rant seemed to fit the bill. Moving on…
If you’re like me you often wonder…What’s the dirtiest place in America? I would be willing to bet many people would say my beloved city of Philadelphia. Its not that we are dirty with trash and shit all over the streets, it’s more of a dead body all over the streets kind of city. I believe we are on pace to break the record we set just last year. We have to be first at something
Anyway, after reading this rant on craigslist, I think I’ll take my chances here, opposed to the filth of Western Kentucky. I have to admit, if someone told me Western Kentucky was the dirties place in America, I would believe them 100%.
Hot List: Disney Princesses
October 15, 2007
A quick back story about the birth of this post. I have a 2 years old daughter who is absolutely in love with Disney princesses. She watches these movies 4-5 times a day it seems. And sometimes more. So I see a lot of Disney princesses throughout the day. And I realized that they need to treated like any other little whore that goes up on my website.
I mean honestly, these chicks give it up way too fast. The whole thing really sends a bad message to little girls everywhere. For example, Ariel runs away from home at 16 to be with a 20 something Prince. Just the kind of message I want to send my little girl. “It’s ok Liv, just because you’re 16 and think you love this boy, you can run off, get married, and never see me again. It’s your life, do whatever you want.” That is a conversation you will never see me have. Fucking Disney ruining my life.
But one thing is clear. The artists know how to draw one hot piece of cartoon ass.
10. Minnie Mouse
I know, I know. Not exactly a “princess”. However, she is the first Disney female to grace the pages and the screen. Plus, for those of you on that beastiality kick, I am sure she does the trick. Lets see you argue that.
Editor’s Note: Daisey Duck comes in at 10a. I believe she is a little more skanky than Minnie, but Minnie still gets the edge in my book. I think its those eyes.
Marzia Prince
October 11, 2007
The hands down hottest model I have EVER!!! seen in my life. I don’t know why I haven’t heard of her before. I came across her recently in Flex Magazine. She was the center piece for some advertisement. I have no idea what the company was trying to sell. I know they say sex sells, but, if the sex is too strong, the people will not notice what she is holding in her left hand. Just not going to happen.
As you will see, I had to figure out what her name was and find some great pictures of her. Which I did. Now I know I usually only put up six photos of each Babe of the Week, but this one I had to make an exception.
A brief background. She is early 30s, Ms. Bikini Universe 2007, fitness model and trainer. How could anyone possibly get a hard…nevermind. Just enjoy the photos and bonus page of Marzia Prince.
Remembering A Good Friend
October 10, 2007
It has been six months since I have been around her. Sometimes you don’t realize how time flies and how long six months really feels. All too often do I wish she was still around to get me where I need to go. Constantly I am being reminded of her. On the road, at a store, in a magazine, just mocking me and the times we had together. Two years, two years of my life we spent pal’in around. From AZ to PA. What a long cold trip that was. The heater didn’t even work at the time, mid December it was too, but we made it home. Neither of us struck by the flu.
Just me, the road, and the company of a good friend. Road trips don’t get much better than that. I only wish she could have been able to spend more time with my daughter. Long enough, atleast, for my daughter Olivia to remember. I should have gotten a picture of the two of them together. I hate myself. But life moves on and I now have a new friend. A family friend. But never will Arizona (that’s what I named her because that’s where I found her) be forgotten. And when the time is right, and the money ain’t tight, I will again have a friend like her.
Arizona - July 2004 to April 2007
Pam Anderson, Married?
October 9, 2007
Reports out of Vegas are saying the former Baywatch star and Playboy Playmate tied the knot again. Who is the [lucky?] guy this time? Rick Salomon. At this point, my feelings are, they can all fucking have her. She doesn’t have that sex appeal that she once had. And its not that she is 40. She just looks run down and ruined. Rick should be careful though, Tommy Lee is learking in the woods somewhere ready to jump out and bitch slap him.
Make Her Want To Rip Off Your Clothes
October 8, 2007
The title might be a little misleading. There really isn’t a sure fire way to get a girl in bed, atleast not that I know of, or ever had at my disposal. However, I do feel as though I am “qualified” enough to relay a few thoughts of my own, and of others whom I’ve come in contact with over my years of being single. Consider this the passing of my little black book.
While everyone wishes they could have been born good-looking, the hard reality, is that everyone is not born good-looking. Fortunately for myself, I was. Though that helps, women are thankfully not built like men, in terms of what they find attractive. For men, if a woman is unattractive physically, chances are, she is shit out of luck unless alcohol is involved (not my rules, just life). For women, it appears they have a better sense of what is attractive than we do. To them, you don’t have to be physically, off the charts appealing. They really do take a lot of interest in men who are…funny, for example.
Knowing that you don’t have to be super good-looking to score should help you relax a bit. But not too much, there is work left to be done. Women love cool. You may think the idea is a bit dated or cliche. But when I say cool, I don’t mean the guy who smokes Camels, drives the sports car, with a load of money. That guy is Holleywood cool, fiction. Real cool is the guy who has his shit together. A guy who is not socially awkward.
DO NOT BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD!
Alessandra Ambrosio
October 6, 2007
If you don’t recognize the name, you will certainly recognize everything else. Often seen on all the current Victoria Secret commercials and spread out all over the lingerie magazine, Alessandra is fastly climbing the charts of hottie popularity.
With everything in the right place, top to bottom, the Brazillion beauty gets the nod as this weeks Babe of the Week.
Blacks Are Never Guilty, You’re Just A Racist!
October 4, 2007
I haven’t put up any Craigslist material in some time and I came across an interesting opinion yesterday. Judging by the title of my post, you could probably figure out what the individual was ranting about.
I quote…
have you EVER seen a black person whose crimes got him on the news who wasn’t (according to Aaah Shappin) a victim of racism? BLACKS are COMPLETELY blameless. They are angels on earth.
Brain Cramps
October 1, 2007
It has been way too long since I put up some D Files, so I just had to make it a point to get some good shit up here. It’s truely fantastic that we have such people in our world who continually make asses of themselves. You will recognize some of these I’m sure. Those that you don’t, I hope you thoroughly enjoy them.
And now…
BRAIN CRAMPS:
…On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995….
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff..”
–Mariah Carey
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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,”
–Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
