8 Things You Should Be Able To Say

I got to thinking about men and women and what is said and not said in a relationship. Then I got to thinking what a person in a relationship should be able to say to their “partner”. I will say partner to stay away from any trouble from G.L.A.D. So here you go, the 8 things I think men and women should be able to say to one another.

MEN

1. I Love You - Eventually it will mean more than just what you say to get laid…or it should.
2. I Think We’re Lost - At some point you will run out of gas. Then you will be lost and stranded. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, man up and admit it.
3. Yes, That Dress Does Make You Look Fat - I don’t suggest you walk this line, but we should be able to.
4. I Hate This Shirt You Bought Me - Women love to dress up their man, but sometimes they just choose wrong. Let em know.
5. Just Give Me A Blow Job - It’s not degrading and your not a whore…Ladies. It’s a part of the give and take relationship.
6. Your Mother/Best-Friend Annoys Me - You know this won’t go over well, but if your reason is valid, then it should be ok.
7. Lets Cuddle Instead - Yeah, I don’t say it either, but a part of me thinks we should be able to.
8. Will You Marry Me? - Don’t be fooled by George Clooney. The eternal love of one woman is one of the greatest feelings in the world.

WOMEN

1. I Was Faking It - Not that I would want to hear it, but atleast follow it up with some helpful hints, you cold hearted bitch (kidding).
2. Size Does Matter - Damn you women and your ego hunt. You should be able to say it, but out of courtesy…follow it up with…”and your’s is perfect”. Thank you.
3. Your Mother/Best-Friend Annoys Me - I think guys are more protective of mom than women. But hey, if your reason is valid, let it out.
4. Will You Marry Me? - Again I overlapped, but shit, it is 2007.
5. Take Me Home And Fuck Me - OK,you don’t have to go word for word, but you get the idea.
6. I Have Enough Clothes - God please grant me this wish. You don’t need new clothes everytime you go out.
7. Go Out With The Guys, I’ll Watch The Kid(s) - I have been lucky here. The fiance deos let me go out whenever I want without a problem…well sometimes.
8. Your Right Hun - It’s only three little words. Is it really that hard to say?

Well that’s it. Comment and Enjoy.