A Collection Of Bad Moments, Ideas, And Decisions Ever In One Weekend: But There Is A Bright Side!

What a fucking shitty weekend. I can’t remember the last time an entire weekend blew as bad as this one. It started on Saturday when my Notre Dame football got spanked…AGAIN!…this year. This time at the by the hands of PSU. I knew the Irish were not going to be very good this year, but it is now, already, to the point of complete embarrassment. I will not be watching them get their ass kicked this weekend because I want to keep a little of my sanity.

On to Sunday. My Eagles. As if Saturday wasn’t hard enough, I had to watch this fucking game on Sunday to look forward to. I had completely put the Irish game on the backburner and I had re-energized myself with emotion as kickoff got closer. It wasn’t long after, that they completely sucked out that emotion. I was having a bad weekend and was in a little bit of a mood at this point.

Sunday night. I am taking an online Microbioogy course at our local community college while I have nursing aplications floating around. And if you haven’t taken an online course, everything, including exams/quizzes are done online. Well I had to take a quiz before the end of the night. I found out the day before that a friend of mine was in the same class. She took the class a semester before was unable to finish because of pregnancy. To my delightment, she said seh had the answers to all of the quizzes and would give them to me. SCORE!, right? Wrong! She never called me back when she said she would and didn’t answer her phone either. So here I am, now taking a 20 question/20 minute limit quiz online. I was a bit peeved about it. She did call me back but it was too late. And because I am a pussy, sometimes, I didn’t rip her out…but I should have. FUCK ME! Now it’s too late.

As my frustration with the weekend, was simmering down a tad, the MTV VMA’s came on the tv. I wouldn’t have watched it if my fiance wasn’t a huge celebrity gossip whore. She really does love that shit. But when she told me Britney Spears was opening the show with a new single, I became slightly more interested. How could you not? She is my current entertainment triple threat. She would either: 1. look smoking hot in some slutty outfit (she didn’t, but she did wear the slutty outfit). 2. Completely fucking bomb and make a complete ass of herself again (which she did). 3. Pull out her extensions and start breaking shit on stage, while making a complete ass of herself (that didn’t happen, except she did make a complete ass of herself). In case you missed her, lack of, performance, you can check it out here on perezhilton.com. And she wasn’t even the worst part about the show. Sarah Silverman, who I consider a horrible, horrible, unfunny comic, did some stand-up that I believe completely tanked. I eventually fell asleep in boredom and found out that Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a fight. ATTENTION! You are completely fucking douchebags that are too old to be there.

However, amongst all of the bad that went on this weekend, there was a silver lining. Was out running somem errands and passed by a free carwash. So naturally I took full advantage of anything free. It was for charity so I threw them a fiver for their efforts. Came away with a nice clean car and an eyefull of girls in wet t-shirts and everything else. Bikini tops, white t-shirts, bikini bottoms, daisy dukes. All your favorite female attire to get wet in. Unfortunately, it didn’t look quite like this…