A Long Weekend Of Family, Friends, Drinking, Golfing And Tradition

This weekend was the annual Farley Open; a golf outing which I have been a part of since 2004. The charity golf outing, itself, is in its 27th year. Basically, a bunch of grown men get together for a three day weekend of golf, A LOT of DRINKING, charity auctions, laughs, and stories. Below I posted a few of the more memorable things that came out of some people mouths this weekend. What I can remember anyway.

“She’s a dirty cunt”

“This bitch is no nasty, she will stick her fingers in her own pussy, pull them out, and then tell you” - “Damn my pussy stinks”

“If it rains, the seats are also floatatable.

“I’m just gonna play gart colf all day”

“I wouldn’t even let her blow my dog”

“Give me a dollar and the Bacardi girls will tongue each other” (which they did…WHORES)

“I think I shit on poisen ivy at the 13th”

“Does anyone know how I broke the clubhead off my driver?”

“I didn’t play so well today - I lost 30 balls in the woods” (bad day,no?)

“I really think I hurt myself playing Wii tennis last night” (I needed a 10th)

There were other funny shit that happened this past weekend that I just can’t recall right now. If I do I will add to the list. We did pull off the exploding ball on my old man. If I can hunt down the video for that I will throw it up there because it was pretty funny.

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