Ass or Titties?
January 19, 2007
Ass…titties…ass, titties, ass, titties, ass and titties. Ah, ass and titties. Good song, but a better topic of conversation. I do apologize to the women readers that I have for the current topic…it is a bit chauvinistic. But I will try and come up with something for you as well. If you have any suggestions, send them my way and I will make it happen.
OK, so back to the issue at hand. Ass or titties? Both are beautiful parts of a woman’s body. But which one really makes the difference to you? Now ladies, I regretfully say, men are shallow (fellas don’t argue), but not all men are shallow. However, when dealing with first impressions, physical appearance is very vital to the early stages of conversation. If there is no physical attraction, not even on a level one clearing, a man won’t approach a woman. Nor would he be very responsive if a woman approaches him. So with all that said, what catches your eye first? Which one could ultimately make or break the deal? Are you partial to the…
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As for me, I am an ass man. I love the shape, contour, size and feel. Leave ‘em in the comments.
Ugh so hard. Im a titties man at first I guess, fake or real. But I like a nice ass too.
Let’s say this, if a girl has a nice ass but small boobs, I can deal with it. If she has nice boobs and a big ole booty, I dunno how’d that go.
But to be honest, I really look for a girl’s personality, sense of humor and intellect. That’s why Lisa’s sister is meant for me…
perverts all of you…
dan dana is single ill put in a good word for you so you stop obsessing…
i love you. sorry for being “mean” last weekend
dan could you handle being my brother-in-law? whats up family?
wait, diddy…”ugh so hard” like because of the pictures? or so hard like the decision? if it’s the first, please please PLEASE keep that to yourself in the future. thanks.
[…] After much deliberation and time, I have constructed the perfect method to successfully and efficiently decifer between a great ass, good ass and no ass (no manual test needed here, visual observation works everytime). When it comes to physical attributes, the ass is very high on my list. And if you read my Ass or Titties post, you would know that I am a bona fide ass man. So it only seems natural that I submit to you my own personal ass test. […]
you seriously were mean last weekend…youre no longer my fav…steve totally is…
wooooooo, good choice 1dawg, i won’t let ya down!
i know you wont steve…
[…] I am making this post for two reasons - (1) I think 4 of the 5 Spice Girls are still smoking hot (sorry Sporty). (2) My fiance is going to see them in concert in February and I thought I’d show her what she is looking forward to even though they will be on tv tonight for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. And you know that shit will be on my tv for 2 reasons - (1) Ass. (2) Titties. […]