Brand New…The Dumb Files
January 5, 2007
The Dumb Files…I thought of it while watching ‘Cops’ one night last week. Just a note, ‘Cops’, great fucking show. Anyway, so I was watching Cops and I saw a clip that included some dumb fuck trying to rob a convenient store in like New Mexico I think. So this jackass goes in with nothing covering his face (so the camera got it clear as day), and a gun, obviously. But what this guy did that was ‘dumb’, was drop his wallet while taking the gun out of his pocket. Somehow he didn’t realize he was missing it as he left without it, and the cops tracked him down not long after at his home.
That clip prompted me to start up the Dumb Files. Basically, I will make weekly posts for everyone to comment on about topicspeople that I consider dumb. For starters, let’s go with dumb criminals, which you might see a lot of cause you really can’t get any funnier than a dumb criminal.
So here it is, the first of the Dumb Files…
A man, D.N., was caught drinking and driving while stopped at a red light. The arresting officer was driving behind him when they came to a red light. What gave this officer a clue that he might be lit upt? He was driving down the street in reverse, backwards. I’d like to congratulate the guy for being able to do it, but c’mon, were you really that drunk? Oh, and the guy has been arrersted 12 other times for driving under the influence. You’d think he would learn, or atleast never be able to legally drive ever again.
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[…] So another week has gone by, so another week of The Dumb Files is upon us all. Last week if you re-call I talked about a man getting pulled over for drunk driving. This week I decided to look at the other side of the law with a couple dumb laws that are still in existence. I am only going to put up three, just because there are some many from each state that three is all you get. […]