Philadelphia Represents in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties
March 28, 2008
Maxim Magazine is running its yearly Hometown Hottie competition and I am proud to say that Philadelphia and its surrounding areas are coming up strong this year. Back in 2007, Philadelphia was voted the ugliest city in America which left a salty taste in the mouths of residents like myself who know the truth. I have since posted some material to refute that statement, which you can read here and here. And now I am able to blow up the ugly city comment thanks to Maxim’s Hometown Hotties. If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure, I suggest you take your meds now so you don’t find yourself in the hospital. All pictures are SFW. Click on the thumbnails to view the pictures. And don’t forget to vote for you favorite Philly girl! Read more
Jakki Degg Is So F*cking Hot
March 21, 2008
Does anyone know who this girl is? I have never heard of her, but I am glad I have found her. She is absolutely stunning. Added bonus - she is English AND in almost all of her pictures she is showing bare ass. Who is going to complain about a hot blonde showing bare ass? No one! So sit back, free up a hand and enjoy. To enlarge photos, click on thumbnails.(Disclaimer: some photos NSFW) Read more
Where Were These Teachers 10 Years Ago?
March 14, 2008
Here is my question - When did teachers start sleeping with their students and appearing all sexy in bikini photos over the internet? I can’t even remember one teacher from my childhood that was young and fine. NOT ONE! But now you see hot young teachers all over the fucking web wearing itty bitty titty tassles.
Truth be told, I am not angry. I am SO FUCKING JEALOUS of these little assholes who get to enjoy a little T&A from a 20 something teacher I probably graduated with. I hope they know how fucking lucky they are to grow up now. And we always thought growing up in the 90s set a high standard, WRONG! Your younger brothers and sisters just set the new standard of growing up hottie. Read more
Just Another One Of Life’s Confusing Realties
March 14, 2008
Can anyone explain to me how the King of all Mullettes, Mr. Achy Breaky Heart himself, produced the future Olsen Twin? Yes, Miley Cyrus, who I believe is 15, will be the next Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen to the world of old, creepy bastards like my buddy over at BpBc. How she has not caught on fire yet is beyond me. Unlike the Olsen Twins, she actually has some legitimate talent, and as far as I know, no eating or drug problems as of yet. But mark my words, she will catch on fire. Read more
Can I Get More Eva?
March 8, 2008
I have what I believe is a healthy obsession with Eva Mendez. She is sexifiably delicious. Which may not be a word, but is definately gay. But I dare you to give me a Latin women who could dethrone Eva.
Wet T-Shirts….wet t-shirts….and more wet t-shirts
March 7, 2008
I know it has been some time since I put up some material, and I apologize to those who routinely visit the site. I am back in school and the schedule isn’t as flexible anymore. But I will try and stay on top of this more in the future.
However, the best day to start up again would be Friday because Friday is a day to honor some hot bitches. Or just another reason to put some low class smut.
This week we have a bunch of clips of your favorite American past time, known as the wet t-shirt contest.
Enjoy
Jane Fonda Drops The “C” Word
February 15, 2008
Jane fonda is 70 fucking years old and still looks good. Would anybody kick her out of bed? Probably not. But I wouldn’t kick her into bed either.
I am sure you all heard or have seen her clip on the Today Show yesterday saying cunt. Normally, the c-bomb is right up there along with the f-bomb, except she said it so casually that nobody should have madea big deal about it. But as network tv likes to do, they did.
Anyway, if you haven’t seen it….here you go.
Anna Loginova, A Traget Story
February 1, 2008
Russia’s most famous bodyguard, 29 year-old former model Anna Loginova, has been in killed in a carjacking.
“The glamorous 29-year-old died from head injuries after clinging on to the door handle of [her Porche Cayenne] and being dragged along the street at high speed as the car screeched away,” according to the Daily Mail.
Loginova ran an agency for female bodyguards, some trained by the ex-KGB, to give discreet protection to Moscow’s billionaires and their wives and mistresses…
“A normal man gets sick and tired of male bodyguards around him all the time,” she said.
Anna had a great, fresh idea. Women bodyguards. So we here at stickybutter would like to honor her as the babe of the week. Meaningless, yes - but it is the best we can do.
Playboy Playmate of the Year 2007. Who Do You Think It Should Be?
January 30, 2008
The January edition of Playboy is obviously out on news stands, and as usual the centerfolds of 2007 are displayed for the chance to be Playmate of the Year. Which could probably be the best honor a girl who takes her clothes off for pictures could receive. Last year the nation chose Tiffany Fallon, one of my favorite Playmates over the last 10 years. She isn’t one of Hef’s girlfriends (I would personally like to see her be one, or anyone replace Kendra), but I think she certainly could be. This year, the voting can go either way. I do not know much about any of these girls because I no longer subscribe to Playboy. My fiance would probably not marry me if I had the greatest men’s magazine ever created laying around the house. And since I would like her to follow through with the engagement and marry me, I do not complain.
If my vote counted I would vote for Tamara Sky. I love the exotic look. She really owns my favorite asset and I have a thing for eye shape. My fiance has almond shaped eyes and I love it. So Tamara gets the edge because of her eyes. And lets face it, they all look the same otherwise.
Before you make the jump, remember that the rest of the pictures are NSFW. There are 12 pictures of naked girls - playmates. Proceed at the risk of getting fired or caught by your wife and scolded for looking at this smut.
Annik Nayler (and I would)
January 25, 2008
I couldn’t get this up when I wanted to, but this is my favorite part of the week, Babe of the Week. I would never neglect something that brings so much joy to you and me. So please, Enjoy.
