A Single Man’s Dream Come True

For all you guys out there that live near, around or within a few hours of State College, PA - pay close attention to the offer you are about to receive. Do not skim through this post, do not try to read between the lines because this chick lays out what she wants pretty clearly; plain black and white. Do not let this offer slip away. Sack up and go get it done. Read more

Egyption Men Might Have It The Worst

I live in the USA. Although i can relocate anywhere…it would be nice if you were here or willing to come here??? My name is SAndra. I am tall…5′7″, blonde hair, hazel eyes, need to lose weight but working on it. my picture is attached. I lead a very simple life and am looking for mr. right to settle down with. I do now want any children. Just to find the love of my life and grow old with. Are you out there?

And another one…

i’m looking for a man to marry me out of this country-i don’t like american men-please help get me out of this country-i will be a good wife, take of your house and raise your children-i’ve never been married-am blonde, green eyes, 5′8″-i want out of here by february-

i’ll marry out of here and settle down anywhere in the world

please email me for more info

Black Friday Is Not Worth The Bullshit That Comes With It!

I don’t participate in the Black Friday festivities for a couple of reasons. (1.) - I get up at 4:30am every fucking morning Monday - Friday, I am not doing on my fucking day off. (B.) It is too damn cold at 4:00am in the morning. And I refuse to freeze my ass off for 4 hours waiting to save a few hundo on a tv. (3.) Fucking people like the woman in the rant you will read after the jump. And people wonder why people kill people around the holidays. If you are like this woman, keep your head on a swivel.

Enjoy the rant. Found on Craigslist Las Vegas.

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Are You Gay? You Are If…

Months back I posted an article called Are All Men A Little Gay? Yeah Maybe. Well it had pretty good reviews from the web surfing public and I have decided to add part duex. I will thank craigslist for this edition of You may be gay if…

And without further ado, You may be gay if…

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What Kind Of Demon Are You?

As usual, Craigslist does it again. I have said it before and I will say it again, the shit people put up here is astonishing. But I am glad they do, or else I would lose a significant amount of material. Since this week and last weekend was/is full of Halloween fun, I figured the next few postings this week will be filled with nothing more than Halloween related material. And to kick the week off, this guy.

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Will You Be My Groomsman?

Yes, I am getting married. No, you cannot be my groomsman. However, while doing my usual craigslist surfing this morning, I came across this interesting request. Which I will get to in a minute. As you go through and read this, you will get naustalgic. I did. You’ll have to read it, and have gone to college, to really understand what I am talking about. This little Asian fuck completely made me miss the things we used to do in college. And as you read, it will happen to you.

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I Will Never Stop In Western Kentucky On My Next Road Trip

I am feeling a little tired and lazy today, but I wanted to get up another little something, and a Craigslist rant seemed to fit the bill. Moving on…

If you’re like me you often wonder…What’s the dirtiest place in America? I would be willing to bet many people would say my beloved city of Philadelphia. Its not that we are dirty with trash and shit all over the streets, it’s more of a dead body all over the streets kind of city. I believe we are on pace to break the record we set just last year. We have to be first at something

Anyway, after reading this rant on craigslist, I think I’ll take my chances here, opposed to the filth of Western Kentucky. I have to admit, if someone told me Western Kentucky was the dirties place in America, I would believe them 100%.

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Best Of Craigslist

I have decided to make this a two-for this week because I can. It is amazing what some people will write on a website like craigslist, and actually think, hope, that the person they are trying to reach will contact them. I’m sure those “casual encounters” get some hits and “erotic encounters” as well. A girl has to make some money somewhere, I guess? But for the rest of you, I hope you know you’re a jackass. But it does make for material that I can use on this site. Thanks douchebags.

Now on to our first tool of the day. I put this up because it references Chuck E Cheese’s. I have a 2 year old, and me and the wife make impromptu stops every now and then. And in all the times I have been there, in my life, I have never encountered something like this asshole.

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Casual Encounters

It is Tuesday, but it feels like Monday to me, so I am going to give you another hit of Craigslist. I live in the Philadelphia area, but I search all over that site, and this current post comes from the Indonesia area. I honestly thought that it would be written in a different language. But, lucky for us, it was written in English.

I personally think the guy who put this up on the net is a big douche. Just like I pick a fat chick out of the woods by just the words she uses to describe herself, and her perfect mate, I can nail a douchebag using the same intuitive super powers.

What do you think?

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Best of Craigslist - Women Seeking Men

The last two installments from, Best of Craigslist, have been in the form of rants. (Check them out here and here) This week I would like to bring you a beauty from the women seeking men section of the personals.

As you go through and read her most inner love thoughts, I want you to think to yourself - Does this sound like the woman for me? Then I want you to click the link below to see what she looks like. You can than see if your fantasy woman has…the looks and brains you want?

I’m pretty rad, once ya get to know me. I have a few piercings and one tattoo. I’m a great listener and have been known to give awesome advice. I’m a total animal lover. My roommate has 2 cats and a snake. I have a 4 year old chihuahua but he lives with my parents. I’m a texting addict and hardly ever talk on the phone, unless it’s to my mom. I love flip flops and wear them every chance I get. I don’t watch much tv but I really like watching movies. I’m overall pretty much just a down to earth, laid back chick. I’m looking for a great guy to sweep me off my feet. Someone that understands me and that I can fall head over heels for. I love guys with a great sense of humor because I love to laugh. I want someone that will meet my friends and my family and have them fall for him too. Their opinion is highly valued. I’m a smoker so I need someone that won’t be bothered by that. I’d also like him to have a car and a steady job. Someone that can be patient with my stubbornness and be willing to sit down and talk things out if there’s ever conflict. I’d pretty much just really love to find someone that is just like me - down to earth, caring, understanding, and funny. I’m not looking to just fool around. I am out here looking for something that could potentially become serious. It doesn’t have to start out that way, but if the connection is there, I’d love for it to move in that direction.

I have a Myspace, but it’s private. If it’s easier to message me there, go ahead and do so. www.myspace.com/amm12

Please be between ages 24 and 34, and reply with a picture.

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