Sasha Grey On Eating Sperm
December 3, 2007
I guess when you do B movie porn, the only thing you are good at is eating sperm. Fellas, listen up. If you want a bitch to eat your sperm, follow her advice closely. I mean, she is somewhat of an expert.
It’s a good thing I eat healthy. My load must taste grrrrrrrrreat!
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Male Restroom Etiquette
November 27, 2007
Back in January, I had wrote a little something about bathroom etiquette in a public place. There was also a link in which you could test yourself to see if you knew the rules in a men’s bathroom. And surprisingly enough, many guys don’t score so well on this test. I guess there are more men out there who are a little gay afterall.
Black Friday Is Not Worth The Bullshit That Comes With It!
November 25, 2007
I don’t participate in the Black Friday festivities for a couple of reasons. (1.) - I get up at 4:30am every fucking morning Monday - Friday, I am not doing on my fucking day off. (B.) It is too damn cold at 4:00am in the morning. And I refuse to freeze my ass off for 4 hours waiting to save a few hundo on a tv. (3.) Fucking people like the woman in the rant you will read after the jump. And people wonder why people kill people around the holidays. If you are like this woman, keep your head on a swivel.
Enjoy the rant. Found on Craigslist Las Vegas.
Is She Fat or Is She Pregnant?
November 20, 2007
When my fiance was pregnant, it was obvious. Very, very obvious that she had another human being curled up inside her. But for other people, it’s tough to tell. I haven’t done a Have you ever? in quite some time soooo…my question for you is…
Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant?
I haven’t, but I know there have been many times when I wanted to ask but didn’t because I wasn’t confident that the response would be Dec 10. A slap in the face was just as possible.
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They Call It Paradise, We Call It…
November 19, 2007
Have you ever wondered where all the sex offenders of this world go when they are released back into the real world?
ST. PETERSBURG, Florida
Ninety-five percent of the residents here are convicted sex offenders. The Palace, as I will call it, does not allow children, but 18-100 year old women are more than welcome to rent out a trailor.
Personally, I find it to be a good idea to put all the sex offenders in one place. And while they are at it, they could add an electrified barb wire fence around the entire community. Or just a really high brick wall. Give them all the ammenities they need to never leave the confines of those walls.
Jiri Tlusty - Gay?
November 14, 2007
I will start this post by asking you this question…
How many people care about Canadians and hockey?
Answer…
Canadians!
Which is what makes this so special. Jiri is of Czech decent, but because he plays hockey in Toronto, I am making him Canadian by association.
The dilemma?
His preferred sexuality. Yes, another case of homosexuality in sport. But not just any sport. A real man’s sport - hockey.
Soulja Kids Kick Ass
November 12, 2007
“Yo Tommy, don’t hurt yourself.”
Yasmine Bleeth - A Long Hard Fall From Grace
November 11, 2007
Former “Baywatch” star Yasmine Bleeth was arrested in September 2001 by Michigan police and charged with cocaine possession. The actress pleaded guilty to one criminal count and was sentenced in January 2002 to two years probation and 100 hours of community service.
Her mug shot and what she used to look like after the jump
2 Guys 1 Cup (Parody)
November 8, 2007
My fiance sent this to me yesterday from funnyordie.com. It is a parody with John Mayer of that video 2 Girls 1 Cup. She won’t watch the original, and I don’t blame her. I still can’t get over the vomit scene. UGH.
Anyway, this version is much easier to handle.
Girl Born With 8 Limbs
November 6, 2007
A real life human octupus.
No shit?
No shit.
Lakshmi looks on at the Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore, India, Monday, Nov. 5, 2007. Doctors began operating Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2007, on the two-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs, in an extensive surgery that they hope will leave the girl with a normal anatomy, a hospital official said.
Genetic mutations are one of two things: pathogenetic or just plain fucked up.
This, happens to be fucked up.
What do you think?
