No Workout Is Complete Without Your iPOD

At the gym you will never find me without my ipod. I need it. It keeps me segregated in my own little world away from everyone else in the gym. In fact, I usually wear my ipod on my arm as seen to the right.

How do you wear your ipod? The one thing though that I noticed about the arm strap is that (a) - it starts to smell like shit from all the sweat and lack of washing, (b) - it rips off when you are working out your arms. So I started keeping it in my pocket during my workouts and I have had no problems with it. Now I thought I found the best, easy and convenient way to carry the ipod while jamming out, but I was wrong. There is a better place to put it while you’re jamming out to your favorite tune. Where? Here’s Marisa Miller with the answer.
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Just Another One Of Life’s Confusing Realties

Can anyone explain to me how the King of all Mullettes, Mr. Achy Breaky Heart himself, produced the future Olsen Twin? Yes, Miley Cyrus, who I believe is 15, will be the next Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen to the world of old, creepy bastards like my buddy over at BpBc. How she has not caught on fire yet is beyond me. Unlike the Olsen Twins, she actually has some legitimate talent, and as far as I know, no eating or drug problems as of yet. But mark my words, she will catch on fire. Read more

If This Is What Aerobics Class Really Looked Like - Sign Me Up!

Seriously, who wouldn’t want to be in the back of the room pumpin out a good sweat?

Sarah Silverman vs Jimmy Kimmel

I don’t find either of these two people very funny. Sarah Silverman makes me want to fuck a fat bitch she’s so ugly. And Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t even funny on The Man Show. He can thank Adam Corolla for his current success. But after hearing all the praise these two received for producing two very funny little videos, I had to check them out. After watching both of these two videos a few times over I have decided Sarah Silverman no longer makes me want to fuck a fat bitch. Kimmel, however, still irritates me, but his video is very well done, and totally kills Silverman’s “Fuckin Mat Damon”

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New Kids On The Block Reunion? I Could Only Hope!

It seems as though the kids of NKOTB are thinking about a reunion. Nobody is sure whether they will tour, put out a greatest hits album or even stand in the same room. But fact is fact. There is possibility.

When I read this all I could manage to say to my fiance was….

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The right stuff

I could go on, but I will stop embarrassing myself before I go too far. But just for kicks, I suggest you check out their official website, which hasn’t been up and running since probably 1995.

And let us not forget, they ARE NO LONGER KIDS. They are now in the 35+ club, with one pushing 40. OUCH! So for all you die hards out there, be prepared for them to look something like this.

Jordan Knight could flip his jacket and flash his white tee better than anyone.

Videography: How to Smoke Crack, by Amy Winehouse

The fiance told me perez hilton put up a video of winehouse caught on tape smoking crack. And since we are both hooked on Celebrity Rehab, I had to check it out. She should stop saying “no, no, no” to rehab.

Spice Girls Spice Up Your Life, Again

I am making this post for two reasons - (1) I think 4 of the 5 Spice Girls are still smoking hot (sorry Sporty). (2) My fiance is going to see them in concert in February and I thought I’d show her what she is looking forward to even though they will be on tv tonight for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. And you know that shit will be on my tv for 2 reasons - (1) Ass. (2) Titties.

So here is the scoop on the first concert in 10 years. The UK based website Dailymail did all the leg work for me.

The return of the girl powered Famous Five happened in Vancouver, where more than 15,000 fans were reduced to a hysterical frenzy at the first official performance of the Spice Girls’ comeback tour.

There were eight costume changes (eight fucking costume changes?) as they performed 22 numbers, accompanied by a troupe of semiclad male dancers.

Designer Roberto Cavalli had faithfully recreated some of the most memorable looks from their early days, adding a glamorous twist on outfits such as 35-year- old Geri’s Union Jack dress by adding rhinestones and Swarovski crystals.

All five performed a solo singing spot - with one notable exception. Instead of putting her voice to the test, Posh opted for a dance routine. Go figure. I swear she can’t sing. She only made it into the group 10 years ago because she always wore stipper stilletos and short tight skirts. Bravo.

Here is what people had to say after the show. Not the best of reviews, as I would have expected.

“Posh Spice looked uncomfortable in her tightlycorseted outfits and carefully coiffed hair, which she spent a fair amount of time clearing from her face.”

“Her dance moves were stiff and at one point at least she started to sing a line before it was time.”

SPICE GIRLS SET LIST
Spice Up Your Life
Stop
Say You’ll Be There
Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)
Lady Is A Vamp
Too Much
2 Become 1
Who Do You Think You Are
Catwalk
Are You Gonna Go My Way (Mel B)
Maybe (Emma)
Viva Forever
Holler
It’s Raining Men (Geri)
I Turn To You (Mel C)
Let Love Lead The Way
Mama
Celebration Medley
Goodbye
Wannabe
Spice Up Your Life (Reprise)

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2 Guys 1 Cup (Parody)

My fiance sent this to me yesterday from funnyordie.com. It is a parody with John Mayer of that video 2 Girls 1 Cup. She won’t watch the original, and I don’t blame her. I still can’t get over the vomit scene. UGH.

Anyway, this version is much easier to handle.

Christa Campbell

Christa Campbell is one of the new Fresh Meat Vixen’s in this months issue of PlayBoy. I had no idea who she was until I saw her in the new issue. And as always, Playboy knows that best positions and angles to make a girl look good. And if you were wondering, yes the photos are safe for work. Well, there might be one you want to be stealth about. But you should definately check out the curvacious scream queen, Christa Campbell, as she bares it all in Playboy’s September issue.

The horror-flick chick has appeared in The Wicker Man, 2001 Maniacs, and The Drone Virus (I have never seen any of these films). She has also lined up a slew of upcoming slasher flicks, including the remake of George Romero’s zombie classic Day of the Dead. I think she would be perfect for a role in a remake of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But hey, that’s just me.

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Read A Motherfuckin Book

You know what I love? Finding an absolute gem on the internet. It doesn’t happen as much as I would like, but when it does, I try to get it up and on here as soon as possible. The following was sent to me by a family member of mine who is absolutely obsessed with YouTube, I’m sure of it. And he gets much love for it.

The following text is the Video Description given by YouTube.

This was shot on BET Animation and 106 and Park. IT IS A SATIRICAL OBSERVATION ON THE CURRENT RIDICULOUS, OFFENSIVE, AND EMBARRASSING STATE OF THE ONCE NOBLE ART OF HIP HOP. THE RAPPER WHO MADE THE SONG IS ALSO SATIRING THE CURRENT POPULAR RAP MUSIC WHICH IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO EVERYTHING RAP WAS. WHILE MAKING THIS SOCIAL SATIRE, HE ALSO PROVIDE A POSITIVE MESSAGE AND A SOCIAL COMMENTARY.

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