A Collection Of Bad Moments, Ideas, And Decisions Ever In One Weekend: But There Is A Bright Side!
September 10, 2007
What a fucking shitty weekend. I can’t remember the last time an entire weekend blew as bad as this one. It started on Saturday when my Notre Dame football got spanked…AGAIN!…this year. This time at the by the hands of PSU. I knew the Irish were not going to be very good this year, but it is now, already, to the point of complete embarrassment. I will not be watching them get their ass kicked this weekend because I want to keep a little of my sanity.
On to Sunday. My Eagles. As if Saturday wasn’t hard enough, I had to watch this fucking game on Sunday to look forward to. I had completely put the Irish game on the backburner and I had re-energized myself with emotion as kickoff got closer. It wasn’t long after, that they completely sucked out that emotion. I was having a bad weekend and was in a little bit of a mood at this point.
Show Them To Me
August 1, 2007
Here is a little video tribute to boobies that I came across not too long ago. I may be showcasing a couple more songs by this guy because I think he is pretty funny. Til then, I hope you all enjoy the video and song tribute to boobies.
Prison Thriller - The New Jailhouse Rock?
July 25, 2007
Amidst all of the, La Lohan trash, I started thinking - What really goes on in jail? Because there is no f’ing doubt, that is where her coked out ass is going. If Paris went on a weaker charge…but the way,I would have loved to see the shit Paris did in jail, but no one has released that video yet, then Lohan has a one way ticket. Instead I bring you this - Prison Thriller. I can see my boy Leone doing this shit at a gay club, however, wait….yeah, prison could be considered a gay club.
I want everyone to prepare themselves for the absolute hilarity you are about to witness. Maybe it’s just me, but for some reason this doesn’t surprise me. I can’t see an American prison, especially one that large, putting something like this together - but Asians, yes. Crazy Asians.
Fantasy Football Is Taking Over
July 24, 2007
For those of you outside the city of Philadelphia and its surrounding suburbs who don’t get a chance to listen to Preston and Steve in the morning, you missed out on this. They are podcasted and I highly recommend you give them a listen. Anyway, I was roaming through their website and came across this kick ass rap song about fantasy football. If I could have pictured my buddy Mike and his little shit friend Link from college, this is exactly what I would have come up with. These two guys created a perfect rap about how many, many and many people look at fantasy football. It is spot on and hilarious. You must take a look.
Beatboxing Flutist
June 16, 2007
It’s the weekend, father’s day weekend actually and I will be enjoying it for the next 48 hours. And since I was in a good mood I figured I would share this video clip I came across with you before the weekend ended. If this guy got himself on America’s Got Talent, I would vote for him as many times as I could. And If you can guess the theme music he is beatboxing to while playing a badass flute, leave it in the comments for some extra credit. Enjoy the weekend. Read more
I Hate Talented Kids
June 7, 2007
You know what really chaps my ass? Kids, pre-pubescent little fucks who have more talent than I do at anything. I realize there are these phenomenons every once in a while, but seriously, it can’t be healthy to be envious of an 11 year old. Well, whether it is or not, I really don’t care. Either way, this little rambling rant over nothing felt pretty good. So check out this kid rocking out on the drums. A 5th grader, so I think that puts him at about 11-12 years old. Enjoy it and it’s ok to get made that he is better than you because you can still kick his ass.
Amazing Guitar Solo
June 6, 2007
Check out the sweet fucking double slap technique. AMAZING!!!
Remembering Britney
May 8, 2007
She used to be the subject of every man’s wet dream. But most recently, as in the last 3 years, she has gone from beauty to the beast…if you know what I am saying. I mean just look at those pictures below of what she used to be and then look at the pictures of what she is now. It is amazing how a girl like that could allow herself to fall so far down the mudslide to trailorville.
Amazing Kid Drummers
April 20, 2007
Just sit back and enjoy these little kids. All under the age of 5. Freaking AMAZING!
This Is For The Soldiers
April 18, 2007
If I was a soldier this would be the one song I would NOT want to hear while over seas. Especially if I had a little lady waiting for me at home.
