Who is the Tree Man?

The picture below is the tree man with his 16 year old daughter.

After the jump you will see an exclusive interview with the man himself. See if he can’t shed a little light on his very bizarre condition.

Yes this guy really does exist.

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Audrina’s Nude Pictures Just Won’t Go Away

It has been about a week now since these nude pics were leaked and they are still on the tongues of everyone in the media. I ask you - why? It is not a scandal because she doesn’t care. She doesn’t care because they were artistically done and supposedly submitted into Playboy. Her Rep denies that but my guess is because she wasn’t accepted to pose for the mag. Regardless, this will only boost her popularity and we will all have to deal with the girls of The Hills longer than we really want to. But while I sit here and complain about the lingering of these photos, I am hypocritical because I am about to post them like everyone else. And I will admit, I never really found her as alluring as most other people prior to these photos, but it is amazing how a little T&A can put everything in perspective. Read more

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Could possibly be the best headline I have ever read. It also is a true story.

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Going through the whole legal process will be a real pain in the ass, don’t you think?

Source: Foxnews.com

Philly Welcomes Back Iverson

Philadelphia sports fans get a bad rap from the general public. We cheered when Michael Irvin received a neck injury during a game against the Eagles, threw snowballs at Santa, booed Donovan McNabb when he was drafted. But the truth is, we are no worse than other fans around the country. Cleveland fans threw beer bottles during a game a few years back and no one complains about how bad they are as fans. The difference between Philly fans and the rest of you, is that we are educated, outspoken, and dedicated. We care when you suck and we want you to know it. Athletes get too many free passes in life, but not in this city. Thanks in a big way to Angelo Cataldi and the the WIP morning team. But last night the fans showed you why we are truly the greatest around. Just ask A.I. Read more

Kristin Davis Sex Tape Photos

So it appears that Kim Catrell isn’t the only nympho from HBOs hit show Sex and the City. Kristin Davis, who until now had an unblemished reputation, finds herself in the middle of a sex scandal. Leave it to a pissed off, vengeful ex-boyfriend to come out and ruin the pure image I had of her. I now believe Hollywood has officially entered into the sex tape era. Some would argue we have been in it, but we expect sex tapes from Paris, Amy Fischer, Pam Anderson and the rest. What we don’t expect is sweet, innocent Kristin Davis’ hairy labia majoris all over the net. What is the world coming too, huh? And one more shocking, and disappointing observation is the lack of maintenance in her nether region. Sadly, it reminds me of Sheila - but I still love her. (WARNING! PICTURES ARE VERY, VERY NSFW) Read more

New Awareness Ad

I saw this on prestonandsteve.com and thought it was prett cool. It truely is amazing how much you miss when you don’t pay attention. Read more

Sheila From BB9 Was A Penthouse Pet? Shaaah

I know she said she was a former model, but does Penthouse count? I would give her more credit if she was a playmate but I guess Penthouse is the next best thing. And she was Penthouse Pet of the Year in 1983. You know, until I found out she is a former Penthouse Pet I thought she was an annoying, whinny little bitch. Now? I kinda have the fever.

If you want to see Sheila in all her glory just keep scrolling down. But I warn you, they were much more lenient concerning the vag hair. I know some people really like it - but you have been warned! And is it me, or has Penthouse gotten dirtier since the 80s? (photos NSFW) Read more

Where Were These Teachers 10 Years Ago?

Here is my question - When did teachers start sleeping with their students and appearing all sexy in bikini photos over the internet? I can’t even remember one teacher from my childhood that was young and fine. NOT ONE! But now you see hot young teachers all over the fucking web wearing itty bitty titty tassles.

Truth be told, I am not angry. I am SO FUCKING JEALOUS of these little assholes who get to enjoy a little T&A from a 20 something teacher I probably graduated with. I hope they know how fucking lucky they are to grow up now. And we always thought growing up in the 90s set a high standard, WRONG! Your younger brothers and sisters just set the new standard of growing up hottie. Read more

Just Another One Of Life’s Confusing Realties

Can anyone explain to me how the King of all Mullettes, Mr. Achy Breaky Heart himself, produced the future Olsen Twin? Yes, Miley Cyrus, who I believe is 15, will be the next Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen to the world of old, creepy bastards like my buddy over at BpBc. How she has not caught on fire yet is beyond me. Unlike the Olsen Twins, she actually has some legitimate talent, and as far as I know, no eating or drug problems as of yet. But mark my words, she will catch on fire. Read more

Tang Wei Banned From Chinese Media

“Lust, Caution”, a new Ang Lee drama featuring the sexy actress, Tang Wei (right), is heating up the tempers of the tight ass China media. Tang, who’s performance is very sexual (love it), has been given a pretty harsh public tongue lashing.

China’s SARFT, which is equivilent to the U.S.’s FCC, has pulled the plug on Tang’s new skin care commercial as well as any print ads because of her performance in the new movie.

I say China needs to realize how great it is when a beautiful woman wants to take her clothes off on camera to be a dirty girl.

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