Ingrid Maria Rivera
November 30, 2007
Have you ever seen the movie Miss Congeniality? I’m sure you have. For one reason or another we all have. And it is probably because we think will will see a bunch of pageant women dressed in little to no clothes. Plus, Sandra Bullock actually looked good when she did that movie. Now, I am not sure how I feel about her.
Anyway, the movie comedically displays behind the scene antics of beauty pageants. Women trying to sabatoge other women who might be a threat to win. Silly, right? Well, apparently that shit actually happens, all me naive, but I figured these pageants were a little better run and rediculous jealousy could remain under control.
I was SOOOOOOO WRONG!
Religious Fundamentalists Are A Strange Breed
November 29, 2007
I came across this disturbing website this morning on my daily rounds through the inter-world. It is a site dedicated to people who are looking for someone to marry their daughter. At first I thought, “this can’t be a serious site, can it?” Another part of me thinks it’s DateLine NBC and Scott Hansen’s To Catch A Predator. But after further investigation, this is what I have found.
Male Restroom Etiquette
November 27, 2007
Back in January, I had wrote a little something about bathroom etiquette in a public place. There was also a link in which you could test yourself to see if you knew the rules in a men’s bathroom. And surprisingly enough, many guys don’t score so well on this test. I guess there are more men out there who are a little gay afterall.
Is She Fat or Is She Pregnant?
November 20, 2007
When my fiance was pregnant, it was obvious. Very, very obvious that she had another human being curled up inside her. But for other people, it’s tough to tell. I haven’t done a Have you ever? in quite some time soooo…my question for you is…
Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant?
I haven’t, but I know there have been many times when I wanted to ask but didn’t because I wasn’t confident that the response would be Dec 10. A slap in the face was just as possible.
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They Call It Paradise, We Call It…
November 19, 2007
Have you ever wondered where all the sex offenders of this world go when they are released back into the real world?
ST. PETERSBURG, Florida
Ninety-five percent of the residents here are convicted sex offenders. The Palace, as I will call it, does not allow children, but 18-100 year old women are more than welcome to rent out a trailor.
Personally, I find it to be a good idea to put all the sex offenders in one place. And while they are at it, they could add an electrified barb wire fence around the entire community. Or just a really high brick wall. Give them all the ammenities they need to never leave the confines of those walls.
Jiri Tlusty - Gay?
November 14, 2007
I will start this post by asking you this question…
How many people care about Canadians and hockey?
Answer…
Canadians!
Which is what makes this so special. Jiri is of Czech decent, but because he plays hockey in Toronto, I am making him Canadian by association.
The dilemma?
His preferred sexuality. Yes, another case of homosexuality in sport. But not just any sport. A real man’s sport - hockey.
Another Reason(8) - Why Philadelphia Is Not The Ugliest City
November 13, 2007
I posted a rant not too long ago about the recent Travel and Leisure ugliest city in America poll. Philadelphia came in as the ugliest city. Which is my hometown city, and needless to say, I wasn’t happy about it. It is just more evidence against the rest of you outside the city limits of Philly, that you are complete idiots.
The Men’s Magazine, Maxim, also took offense to this, and posted 8 reasons why Philly is not the ugliest city in America.
I will only recap their arguement here, and you can click the link to see what they had to say.
Girl Born With 8 Limbs
November 6, 2007
A real life human octupus.
No shit?
No shit.
Lakshmi looks on at the Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore, India, Monday, Nov. 5, 2007. Doctors began operating Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2007, on the two-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs, in an extensive surgery that they hope will leave the girl with a normal anatomy, a hospital official said.
Genetic mutations are one of two things: pathogenetic or just plain fucked up.
This, happens to be fucked up.
What do you think?
Pope John Paul II Is Alive And On Fire!
November 5, 2007
You can’t keep a good pontiff down. Pope JP II is obviously not impressed with the current leader of the holy land, Pope Benedict XVI. Rumours about Catholic priests and their alter boys have seen an influx since JP II died.
So what does he do? In a fashion not seen since the burning bush on Mount Horeb instructed Moses to get his shit together (yes I know some of this crap because I am a former member of a Catholic school), the dead Pope crashes a party in Poland, which held a bonfire in remembrance of the 2 year anniversary of JP II’s death. Insert Polish joke here…
In disbelief, a former friend of Pope JP II, took a trip to Poland to see the image, which was captured on film. And he says, “You can see the image of a person in the flames and I think it is the servant of God, Pope John Paul II”.
I will let you decide for yourself.
Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Photo Shoot
October 27, 2007
I think this was inevitable. We all knew, or hoped that she would make this career chnging decision for nothing more than to see her ass spread out all over the pages. She has that new TV show on E! and now her career is really about to take off. Because we all know, Playboy doesn’t miss, EVER!
Let us all thank Hef for being such a fucking genious for one moment…………
And now for your viewing pleasure.
WARNING! Pictures are NSFW after the jump
