First Annual Cock in Hand Award 2008

Gracing the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 3 times, and tallied a total 13 appearances in the magazine. Her workout videos were best-sellers, as well as being a part-time actress. She landed covers on Glamour, Cosmopolitan and Harper’s Bazaar, and has countless endorsements. Not too mention a calander, which is one of the highest selling calanders in the world to date. Always the girl next door instead of the token sex symbol, but always a frequent visitor of a wet dream.

When all is said and done she is one of the hottest, most successful models of our time or anytime. The only thing missing is a spread in Playboy, but maybe that adds to the appeal? And today, Stickybutter is proud to give her the Cock in Hand Award. So please, adjust your junk and rise for the first recipient of the Cock in Hand Award, KATHY IRELAND. Read more

Philadelphia Represents in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties

Maxim Magazine is running its yearly Hometown Hottie competition and I am proud to say that Philadelphia and its surrounding areas are coming up strong this year. Back in 2007, Philadelphia was voted the ugliest city in America which left a salty taste in the mouths of residents like myself who know the truth. I have since posted some material to refute that statement, which you can read here and here. And now I am able to blow up the ugly city comment thanks to Maxim’s Hometown Hotties. If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure, I suggest you take your meds now so you don’t find yourself in the hospital. All pictures are SFW. Click on the thumbnails to view the pictures. And don’t forget to vote for you favorite Philly girl! Read more

Audrina’s Nude Pictures Just Won’t Go Away

It has been about a week now since these nude pics were leaked and they are still on the tongues of everyone in the media. I ask you - why? It is not a scandal because she doesn’t care. She doesn’t care because they were artistically done and supposedly submitted into Playboy. Her Rep denies that but my guess is because she wasn’t accepted to pose for the mag. Regardless, this will only boost her popularity and we will all have to deal with the girls of The Hills longer than we really want to. But while I sit here and complain about the lingering of these photos, I am hypocritical because I am about to post them like everyone else. And I will admit, I never really found her as alluring as most other people prior to these photos, but it is amazing how a little T&A can put everything in perspective. Read more

Bai Ling Could Be Considered WT

It’s Wednesday and I am a little swomped with work today so here is a quick pick of Bai Ling doing her best white trash impersonation. I think she did quite well. What do you think? Read more

A Single Man’s Dream Come True

For all you guys out there that live near, around or within a few hours of State College, PA - pay close attention to the offer you are about to receive. Do not skim through this post, do not try to read between the lines because this chick lays out what she wants pretty clearly; plain black and white. Do not let this offer slip away. Sack up and go get it done. Read more

No Workout Is Complete Without Your iPOD

At the gym you will never find me without my ipod. I need it. It keeps me segregated in my own little world away from everyone else in the gym. In fact, I usually wear my ipod on my arm as seen to the right.

How do you wear your ipod? The one thing though that I noticed about the arm strap is that (a) - it starts to smell like shit from all the sweat and lack of washing, (b) - it rips off when you are working out your arms. So I started keeping it in my pocket during my workouts and I have had no problems with it. Now I thought I found the best, easy and convenient way to carry the ipod while jamming out, but I was wrong. There is a better place to put it while you’re jamming out to your favorite tune. Where? Here’s Marisa Miller with the answer.
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Jakki Degg Is So F*cking Hot

Does anyone know who this girl is? I have never heard of her, but I am glad I have found her. She is absolutely stunning. Added bonus - she is English AND in almost all of her pictures she is showing bare ass. Who is going to complain about a hot blonde showing bare ass? No one! So sit back, free up a hand and enjoy. To enlarge photos, click on thumbnails.(Disclaimer: some photos NSFW) Read more

Kristin Davis Sex Tape Photos

So it appears that Kim Catrell isn’t the only nympho from HBOs hit show Sex and the City. Kristin Davis, who until now had an unblemished reputation, finds herself in the middle of a sex scandal. Leave it to a pissed off, vengeful ex-boyfriend to come out and ruin the pure image I had of her. I now believe Hollywood has officially entered into the sex tape era. Some would argue we have been in it, but we expect sex tapes from Paris, Amy Fischer, Pam Anderson and the rest. What we don’t expect is sweet, innocent Kristin Davis’ hairy labia majoris all over the net. What is the world coming too, huh? And one more shocking, and disappointing observation is the lack of maintenance in her nether region. Sadly, it reminds me of Sheila - but I still love her. (WARNING! PICTURES ARE VERY, VERY NSFW) Read more

Cherry Bomb Shorts and Top

Where might you find our featured article of clothing? You wouldn’t find this outfit at the community pool down in Mississippi because it costs too much to join. But you might find it in a strip club or the backyard barbeque at Uncle Squirrel’s double wide. Everybody into the kiddie pool!

Where else might you find this piece of rubber clothe? Right here at Stickybutter of course. If you like what you see, I would be glad to give you the link where you could purchase such a thing. Now, on to White Trash Wednesday. Leave it in the comments. Read more

Sheila From BB9 Was A Penthouse Pet? Shaaah

I know she said she was a former model, but does Penthouse count? I would give her more credit if she was a playmate but I guess Penthouse is the next best thing. And she was Penthouse Pet of the Year in 1983. You know, until I found out she is a former Penthouse Pet I thought she was an annoying, whinny little bitch. Now? I kinda have the fever.

If you want to see Sheila in all her glory just keep scrolling down. But I warn you, they were much more lenient concerning the vag hair. I know some people really like it - but you have been warned! And is it me, or has Penthouse gotten dirtier since the 80s? (photos NSFW) Read more

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