Urijah Faber Is A Fucking Badass!
December 5, 2007
I read about this dude in the new FIGHT MAGAZINE. He has been kicking peoples asses for a few years but fights in the featherweight division (apparently, featherweight is the cast off of the mixed martial arts) so he has not surfaced yet to the big time tv air play. That, however, will soon change. Known as the “California Kid”, he is about 5′6 and 145 pounds. But don’t let the size fool you. HE WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!
Check it out.
Evel Knievel, Dead At 69
December 1, 2007
A true Amercan legend. The daredevil defied the laws of physics with crowd pleasing, death defying jumps for over 30 years. He started “small”, taking his star spangled motorcycle over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho’s Snake River Canyon, which made him an international icon in the 1970s.
The legend died at home, in Clearwater FL. One of the most noteable quotes came from friend and manager, Billy Rundle, “Superman just doesn’t die, right?” The mortal Superman could only will himself life for so long. After 40 broken bones, liver transplant and diabetes, this super hero had no choice but to gracefully and couragiously leave us without warning.
Dalene Kurtis
November 16, 2007
Playmate of the year 2002. Look. Love. Enjoy.
Another Reason(8) - Why Philadelphia Is Not The Ugliest City
November 13, 2007
I posted a rant not too long ago about the recent Travel and Leisure ugliest city in America poll. Philadelphia came in as the ugliest city. Which is my hometown city, and needless to say, I wasn’t happy about it. It is just more evidence against the rest of you outside the city limits of Philly, that you are complete idiots.
The Men’s Magazine, Maxim, also took offense to this, and posted 8 reasons why Philly is not the ugliest city in America.
I will only recap their arguement here, and you can click the link to see what they had to say.
Soulja Kids Kick Ass
November 12, 2007
“Yo Tommy, don’t hurt yourself.”
Hollywood Does Halloween
October 31, 2007
Sticking with the Halloween themed week. I found a few celebrity costumes. Here you see the socialite Paris Hilton falling on her drunk ass. Does anyone else enjoy seeing these people fuck up?
Without further ado…here is how hollywood does halloween.
Do you do it better? If so, send in your pictures so I can make you famous.
Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Photo Shoot
October 27, 2007
I think this was inevitable. We all knew, or hoped that she would make this career chnging decision for nothing more than to see her ass spread out all over the pages. She has that new TV show on E! and now her career is really about to take off. Because we all know, Playboy doesn’t miss, EVER!
Let us all thank Hef for being such a fucking genious for one moment…………
And now for your viewing pleasure.
WARNING! Pictures are NSFW after the jump
Party Like A Rock Star
October 25, 2007
I dropped by my buddies website today and read a post exactly like the one I am about to put up here. Do I feel ashamed that I am doing this? No, because if I win, his fucking ass is going to Vegas anyway. That’s right, Vegas. I have been there before, but never had the enjoyment of spending those moments completely hammered in the strip club with my posse. Nope, never. Instead, I had the chance to spend those lovely days with my fiance. We had a great time, don’t get me wrong. And would do it again in a heartbeat. But, I’ve had a taste and now I want it all. Shoemoney can make it happen.
My competitors so far? OnLineBibleTalk, BpBc, UberAffiliate, JaanKanellis, AimsGraz. Do these sites scare me? Fuck no they don’t scare me! They can keep their professional page designs, special guest writers, and advertisements. I am the real deal. I have a site strictly for the entertainment of anyone who stumbles upon my work. The end. But before I tell you why these other sites are unworthy, I suppose I should tell you why I am.
I noticed each of them added pictures proving their “ability” to party like a rock star. This I cannot do, because incriminating pictures of me from my single days would probably infuriate my fiance. Sorry, a trip to Vegas is not worth a lifetime of shit she would give me. However, I can assure you, I AM THE FUCKING MAN! The last time I partied I pissed all over my finace’s clothes, which were conveniently folded and put away in her dresser. Does that stop me? Nope. I soaked every article of clothing in that drawer, and the one below it too. I’m pretty sure I pulled a rock star style move.
OK - I can’t resist. This is what happens to people who try and hang and party like I party. (I am not in the photo, rather the one taking it.)
Congatulations sir, that ass hat looks good you. But seriously, to rub elbows with people who had a hand in starting it all could only help me make this website more visually pleasing to the people who read my nonsense. And that is why I do this, to make your shitty day, less shitty. And what would I do with the money? Blow it. Every bit of it. I may buy $500 worth of room service, shit on it and put it back in the hallway. Why? Because I do what I want. That’s why I am a fuckin baller.
Marzia Prince
October 11, 2007
The hands down hottest model I have EVER!!! seen in my life. I don’t know why I haven’t heard of her before. I came across her recently in Flex Magazine. She was the center piece for some advertisement. I have no idea what the company was trying to sell. I know they say sex sells, but, if the sex is too strong, the people will not notice what she is holding in her left hand. Just not going to happen.
As you will see, I had to figure out what her name was and find some great pictures of her. Which I did. Now I know I usually only put up six photos of each Babe of the Week, but this one I had to make an exception.
A brief background. She is early 30s, Ms. Bikini Universe 2007, fitness model and trainer. How could anyone possibly get a hard…nevermind. Just enjoy the photos and bonus page of Marzia Prince.
Pam Anderson, Married?
October 9, 2007
Reports out of Vegas are saying the former Baywatch star and Playboy Playmate tied the knot again. Who is the [lucky?] guy this time? Rick Salomon. At this point, my feelings are, they can all fucking have her. She doesn’t have that sex appeal that she once had. And its not that she is 40. She just looks run down and ruined. Rick should be careful though, Tommy Lee is learking in the woods somewhere ready to jump out and bitch slap him.
