Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
March 24, 2008
Could possibly be the best headline I have ever read. It also is a true story.
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
Going through the whole legal process will be a real pain in the ass, don’t you think?
Source: Foxnews.com
It’s Brit Brit, bitch!
March 12, 2008
You favorite train wreck and mine has finally found herself some panties.
Good job Brit!
Egyption Men Might Have It The Worst
February 10, 2008
I live in the USA. Although i can relocate anywhere…it would be nice if you were here or willing to come here??? My name is SAndra. I am tall…5′7″, blonde hair, hazel eyes, need to lose weight but working on it. my picture is attached. I lead a very simple life and am looking for mr. right to settle down with. I do now want any children. Just to find the love of my life and grow old with. Are you out there?
And another one…
i’m looking for a man to marry me out of this country-i don’t like american men-please help get me out of this country-i will be a good wife, take of your house and raise your children-i’ve never been married-am blonde, green eyes, 5′8″-i want out of here by february-
i’ll marry out of here and settle down anywhere in the world
please email me for more info
Ringing In The New Year
January 4, 2008
It is the new year and 2008 is finally upon us, which means, Stickybutter will be up and running again very shortly. I took a little longer of a break than expected, but it was well worth it. Keep checking back for more new material shortly. Until then, enjoy the videos.
I live in a basement too.
Fucking awesome and sexy
The Urban Action Figure
Trampoline Accidents Are Funny
December 17, 2007
This past week/weekend has been a little hectic. And this week doesn’t look to be any different. So because I will probably be slacking a little on the updates, here is a nice little compilation of trampoline accidents.
Watching people fall is and always will be funny to me. Enjoy it.
2 Girls 1 Cup
October 29, 2007
Sticking with the Halloween themed week, here is a video that will fucking haunt you forever. The most un-nerving, disgusting, nausiating, and anything else that falls under the word GROSS video I have ever seen. I had heard about the video and haven’t had the “priviledge” to view it, until today. Most of the videos out there are the reactions of people watching the video, not the video itself. But, I tracked it down, watched it, and couldn’t believe what I was looking at. It is a head scratcher.
How these girls agreed to do this is some serious negotiating. I would love it if one of them stumbled upon my website, this post, and shared the reasoning behind filming this garbage.
I would definately say, NSFW. On account that it is FUCKING vulgar.
And not that I have many standards or real moral values, when it comes to this site, but I will not post this video on here. Instead, you can click the link below.
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Philadelphia - The Ugliest City In America
October 23, 2007
Philadelphia has recently been voted the ugliest city in America. Are you kidding me? I absolutley refuse to believe that my own city is the ugliest of them all. I have seen a fair amount of cities in 24 years, twelve of which are on this list. And I could argue to the death, that Philly is certainly not last on that list.
But, apparently the country has spoken and Philadelphians find themselves on the bottom of this rediculous fucking list. I can’t say I disagree with the entire list, but number 25 does not sit well with me.
I guess that is what we get for eating cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, and cream cheese.
To see where your city matches up Read more
Toilet Paper vs. Paper Seat Cover
October 17, 2007
vs. 
There are two kinds of people in this world - one who evenly lays down TP on a public toilet, and one who uses the seat cover before poppin a squat. It’s one of the great debates. Like Crumple or Fold. And yes, folding is so much better. You crumplers are sick animals.
Brain Cramps
October 1, 2007
It has been way too long since I put up some D Files, so I just had to make it a point to get some good shit up here. It’s truely fantastic that we have such people in our world who continually make asses of themselves. You will recognize some of these I’m sure. Those that you don’t, I hope you thoroughly enjoy them.
And now…
BRAIN CRAMPS:
…On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995….
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff..”
–Mariah Carey
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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,”
–Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
Top 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever!
September 27, 2007
Aah single life. It could be the best feeling in the world, and the absolute worst situation. How so? Well, you don’t have the nagging wife/girlfriend/mistress in your ear day in and day out (not all women nag, but majority do). You don’t have to answer to anyone or ask permission to stay out all night with the guys and get hammered. And some people think that being able to sling their dick around where ever they want, when ever they want is a nice perk as well. News Flash to those guys: I am all but married and can sling my dick around wherewhen ever I want too, it just can’t leave the house when slinging commenses.
It’s the worst situation because as we get older and graduate college, the opportunities to be in an area with people of the opposite sex of the same age, interests, unknowns ect. gets drastically smaller. There are no more freshman girls in your senior class electives and no longer are you living in an apartment complex surrounded by other college co-eds hanging out at the pool. You are now limited to finding someone from you work environment, the bars, or friends of friends. Certainly a situation that I am glad I don’t find myself in.
