Does Your Girl Have A Great Ass? Here’s How You Can Tell.
January 20, 2007
After much deliberation and time, I have constructed the perfect method to successfully and efficiently decifer between a great ass, good ass and no ass (no manual test needed here, visual observation works everytime). When it comes to physical attributes, the ass is very high on my list. And if you read my Ass or Titties post, you would know that I am a bona fide ass man. So it only seems natural that I submit to you my own personal ass test.
I call it…The Cup Method. When you finish reading this you are going to think how simplistic this method is and why haven’t I thought of this before. The good news? You don’t have to worry about it because I just did it for you. You’re Welcome. And now without any further a deux…The one step method that yields three levels.
The procedure is done in one easy step, which I will break down into three parts for your convenience. Take your dominant hand, for me it would be my right (yes in the picture I use my left), and straighten out your fingers with all five touching each other…like this 
. Now from here you place your hand (fingers pointing down) on your woman’s backside; at the most prominent point of the curve. Now wrap your fingers around that point and hold your hand position. Depending on the arch of the curve, you can decide with 100% accuracy the level your girl’s ass falls in to. The following are the three levels. Comment and Enjoy.
Level 1: No Ass 
- Move On
Level 2: Good Ass 
- Just Add Squats
Level 3: Great Ass 
- Consider Yourself Lucky
youre officially redonkulous…seriously…
Babe, don’t be my biggerst hater…be my biggest fan.
due to her reaction, i’m guessing l-dawg has a level 1 ass?
I am a lucky man. No measurements or wonky tests are required. My girl has a fine ass, and all her other attributes are equally outstanding.
Yeah, the test is for those who don’t have the keen sense of what a fine ass looks like. And for the girls who are in-betweeners. The test will make that decision much easier.
i have an ass mike…dont be silly…and ry youve turned into a geek…sorry…
congratulations l dawg, your marrying a geek, but the finest looking geek there ever was…don’t forget that
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