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Garth Algar look-a-like

Ryan — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:31:54 +0000

I think the title speaks for itself. This chick could definitely win any contest where one has to look like Garth.

Garth didn’t have that body though. Ssshhaa!

Update

Ryan — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:51:21 +0000

Just wanted to get on here real quick and let everyone know why I have not been putting up new material over the lat couple weeks. (1) I have been rediculously swamped with work. (2) Becaue of work, I have no othe time for all the littel things I like to do in my spare time, with the exception of golf. So hang tight, I should be getting new material up sometime this week. Keep checking and I appreciate the patience.

First Annual Cock in Hand Award 2008

Ryan — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:00:03 +0000

Gracing the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 3 times, and tallied a total 13 appearances in the magazine. Her workout videos were best-sellers, as well as being a part-time actress. She landed covers on Glamour, Cosmopolitan and Harper’s Bazaar, and has countless endorsements. Not too mention a calander, which is one of the highest selling calanders in the world to date. Always the girl next door instead of the token sex symbol, but always a frequent visitor of a wet dream.

When all is said and done she is one of the hottest, most successful models of our time or anytime. The only thing missing is a spread in Playboy, but maybe that adds to the appeal? And today, Stickybutter is proud to give her the Cock in Hand Award. So please, adjust your junk and rise for the first recipient of the Cock in Hand Award, KATHY IRELAND.

Who is the Tree Man?

Ryan — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:00:43 +0000

The picture below is the tree man with his 16 year old daughter.

After the jump you will see an exclusive interview with the man himself. See if he can’t shed a little light on his very bizarre condition.

Yes this guy really does exist.

Movie Scenes That Make You Want To Fight

Ryan — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:00:51 +0000

About a year ago I posted a list very similar to this one - The 10 List…Movie Ass Whoopins. I had fun with that post and it received some nice feedback. Over the last few days I have been recovering from a concussion after a recent weekend trip to the mountain to snowboard (don’t ask) and have been watching a decent amount of movies because I have nothing better to do with my free time. In any case I caught a couple new films that got me all rowled up and thought it would be a good chance to post some new movie scenes that might make you want to beat somebody’s ass.

In no particular order I give you my list of movie scenes that might make you want to fight after viewing. Feel free to rank them on your own or leave it in comments.

Good Will Hunting

One of the first scenes that left with that strange feeling to just punch somebody in the face. “Hey Carmine! Remember me?”

American Gangster

OK. Not a fight scene, but I am not being strict here. Besides, how much more of a bad ass can Denzel be in this scene? If I had to be someone’s man bitch it would be D. Ass up.

Knockaround Guys

What is my dirty little cinematic secret you ask? It is that I absolutely love this motherfucking scene. “500 what douchebag?“. God it almost gets me hard. As soon as the background song filters in, which is Romeo’s Tune by Steve Forbert, I get all excited and shit. You know you love it too!

Snatch

You can’t understand a damn thing those Pikies say. But one thing is for sure, they know how to fight and it is contagious.

Fight Club

This whole movie made you want to go out and just battle for no reason other than to feel pain. And lets face it, if Edward Norton can throw down…

Rocky V

I could have picked any of the fights from any of his 6 movies but I chose this one. It is by far the worst out of all of them, but ho can resist a good street fight. “C’mon punk. Touch me and I’ll sue”. Classic.

Alpha Dog

If some dumb chick walks right into your fist is it your fault? Nope. Carry on.

Matrix

Can anyone explain to me why this movie or any of these movies was so popular? I couldnt even make it through half of the first one. But, despite my displeasure, it did have a scene that made me want to go out and hit someone. Mainly because Keanu sucks at life. He was probably a replacement.

Best of the Best

You have to sit down and watch this film in its entirety to appreciate this scene. I wanted to put up the fight before this one in the movie but I couldn’t find it anywhere. The white fighter had his shoulder dislocated and still got in there to finish it with one arm and some feet. “Pop it Tommy. Just pop it“. But who doesn’t like a little asian on asian?

Lionheart

The Sly Stallone of the 90s, Van Damme banged out so many films and women that they all seemed the same. But one thing is for sure, he knew how to get your testosterone flowing with every kick.

Philadelphia Represents in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties

Ryan — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:08:21 +0000

Maxim Magazine is running its yearly Hometown Hottie competition and I am proud to say that Philadelphia and its surrounding areas are coming up strong this year. Back in 2007, Philadelphia was voted the ugliest city in America which left a salty taste in the mouths of residents like myself who know the truth. I have since posted some material to refute that statement, which you can read here and here. And now I am able to blow up the ugly city comment thanks to Maxim’s Hometown Hotties. If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure, I suggest you take your meds now so you don’t find yourself in the hospital. All pictures are SFW. Click on the thumbnails to view the pictures. And don’t forget to vote for you favorite Philly girl!

Christie - Philadelphia, PA

Vote for Christie

Alicia - Fairless Hills, PA

Vote for Alicia

Crystal - Philadelphia, PA

Vote for Crystal

Charmaine - Philadelphia, PA

Vote for Charmaine

Hali - Philadelphia, PA

Vote for Hali

Crystal - West Chester, PA

Vote for Crystal

Rebekah - Altoona, PA

Vote for Rebekah

Shannon - Boyertown, PA

Vote for Shannon

Audrina’s Nude Pictures Just Won’t Go Away

Ryan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:10:25 +0000

It has been about a week now since these nude pics were leaked and they are still on the tongues of everyone in the media. I ask you - why? It is not a scandal because she doesn’t care. She doesn’t care because they were artistically done and supposedly submitted into Playboy. Her Rep denies that but my guess is because she wasn’t accepted to pose for the mag. Regardless, this will only boost her popularity and we will all have to deal with the girls of The Hills longer than we really want to. But while I sit here and complain about the lingering of these photos, I am hypocritical because I am about to post them like everyone else. And I will admit, I never really found her as alluring as most other people prior to these photos, but it is amazing how a little T&A can put everything in perspective.

click on thumbnails to see photosLarger pics are NSFW

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Bai Ling Could Be Considered WT

Ryan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:33:23 +0000

It’s Wednesday and I am a little swomped with work today so here is a quick pick of Bai Ling doing her best white trash impersonation. I think she did quite well. What do you think?

They are some huge nips for such a small Asian.

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A Single Man’s Dream Come True

Ryan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:33:23 +0000

For all you guys out there that live near, around or within a few hours of State College, PA - pay close attention to the offer you are about to receive. Do not skim through this post, do not try to read between the lines because this chick lays out what she wants pretty clearly; plain black and white. Do not let this offer slip away. Sack up and go get it done.

The following is a quote from Craigslist’s casual encounters forum.

Just got out of a long term relationship and can’t wait to move on. I am ready to start having some fun!

I am looking for an adventurous, good looking, muscular guy to get my mind off things. I like all types of men but please be under 35. I would love to form a friends with benefits type deal with nothing serious attached.

I am 21, have a nice body and love to hit the bars and have a good time. I was hoping to maybe meet at a bar first, have a few drinks to loosen up, and then see where things go.

Please send at least a face pic… I am looking until I find someone and take this ad down.

Military men are a plus! a girl can never resist a man in uniform!!!

To relieve her of stress, click here.

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Ryan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:28:51 +0000

Could possibly be the best headline I have ever read. It also is a true story.

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Going through the whole legal process will be a real pain in the ass, don’t you think?

Source: Foxnews.com