Have You Ever…
December 20, 2006
This is something I want to try. I will basically, bi-weekly if I can, post a scenario that starts with Have You Ever…If you have, go ahead and share that experience with the rest of us. If you haven’t but know someone who has, then go ahead and share their experience with the rest of us.
OK, so here is the first Have You Ever.
Have You Ever…been caught masterbating?
I pose this question for one reason and one reason only. I caught an old man at my gym going to town on himself in the club’s whirlpool. What could be better than that you say? I was giving a tour of the club to a female interested in joining. I don’t think she saw, but still, I did and he knew it, and it was pretty fucking awkward.
So there is my story, I personally have never been caught, but I do have other stories of friends of mine, so if I have to take control of this first topic I will. Leave your stuff in the comments.
OK, here is another story…freshman year of college, I had a sweetmate (which means our dorms shared a bathroom), let us call him sean, that we caught masterbating on his chair. Luckily, we didn’t actually see the act. We did, however, find him locked in the closet with the tv off. What he should have done was turn the dvd player off, so when we turned the tv back on, the porn wasn’t still playing. All good stuff.
I caught 3 of my “straight” friends doing it together with my dad!