Just Another One Of Life’s Confusing Realties
March 14, 2008
Can anyone explain to me how the King of all Mullettes, Mr. Achy Breaky Heart himself, produced the future Olsen Twin? Yes, Miley Cyrus, who I believe is 15, will be the next Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen to the world of old, creepy bastards like my buddy over at BpBc. How she has not caught on fire yet is beyond me. Unlike the Olsen Twins, she actually has some legitimate talent, and as far as I know, no eating or drug problems as of yet. But mark my words, she will catch on fire.
And when she does, you can all come back here and praise me like I’m the ‘ol mighty OZ.
she already HAS caught fire amigo. She’s just too even for ME to take interest. Her tour made more money than The Police’s comeback tour last year.
yes, i know she is a money making machine right now, but from a publicity stand point of future hottnesss, she isn’t really ringing any bells. Not that I have heard anyway.