Make Her Want To Rip Off Your Clothes

The title might be a little misleading. There really isn’t a sure fire way to get a girl in bed, atleast not that I know of, or ever had at my disposal. However, I do feel as though I am “qualified” enough to relay a few thoughts of my own, and of others whom I’ve come in contact with over my years of being single. Consider this the passing of my little black book.

While everyone wishes they could have been born good-looking, the hard reality, is that everyone is not born good-looking. Fortunately for myself, I was. Though that helps, women are thankfully not built like men, in terms of what they find attractive. For men, if a woman is unattractive physically, chances are, she is shit out of luck unless alcohol is involved (not my rules, just life). For women, it appears they have a better sense of what is attractive than we do. To them, you don’t have to be physically, off the charts appealing. They really do take a lot of interest in men who are…funny, for example.

Knowing that you don’t have to be super good-looking to score should help you relax a bit. But not too much, there is work left to be done. Women love cool. You may think the idea is a bit dated or cliche. But when I say cool, I don’t mean the guy who smokes Camels, drives the sports car, with a load of money. That guy is Holleywood cool, fiction. Real cool is the guy who has his shit together. A guy who is not socially awkward.

DO NOT BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD!

But the cool thing about cool, is there are no rules, standards or guidelines that govern what is or isn’t…cool. You could listen to jazz, rock, hip-hop, country or emo and be cool or not cool. You can wear bagging pants, wife beaters (maybe not), armani, or whatever those metrosexuals wear, and be cool or not cool. So there lies the beauty of it. You really just have to be you, comfortable with you. And that is what’s cool.

Wait…it’s not exactly that easy.

If you know you’re a great athlete, artist, musician, don’t announce it every chance you get. It is annoying and frankly, insecure. If you are those things, let your demeanor speak for you, not your voice. Don’t ever compromise your dignity. You are nothing without your dignity. If you’re at a party with people dressing up in funny hats and switching clothes, don’t take part in that, you’ll look like a complete jackass. With that said, sometimes it is better to be killjoy than a lemming. Unless that party was your little cousin’s, brother/sister’s ect.

A cool guy runs his own life, makes his own decisions, but, always accepts advice from friends and loved ones when appropriate. If a friend tells you she’s crazy, she might be crazy. You’re not James Dean. You cannot look cool making a bad decision. So accept the advice with a little humility and be better off.

At all times be cheerful when out in public. Not over the top, but crack a smile and a laugh every once in awhile. It is amazing how far that would get you. Speaking of amazing things that will get you far. Generosity. But not the kind where you expect something in return. If you perform a generous act because of an alternative motive, I guarantee you it will blow up in your face. For instance, don’t offer a girl a ride home thinking you’re gonna get some when you drop her off, or eat her out and expect head. It all has to flow naturally. I swear I would never lead you astray. One more thing, always wear clean clothes. Dirty is very uncool.

Happy hunting. And remember, just be cool.