New Policy At All Lingerie Stores

Eh Um. What you are about to see is incredible. It is not for the faint of heart. And quite frankly, makes me so mad that I did not get the pleasure to experience this in person. Because it sure as hell made me drop my jaw in jealousy, amongst other things. No, that’s not true, except the part about me dropping my jaw.

Whatever. I am babbling now because this video has my head all dazed and confused.

After watching this video I decided to start a petition in favor of the acts that are about to take place. The policy states: All female employees selling lingerie and/or female customers entering the store to purchase lingerie should be accompanied by me at all times. Upon entering the store you must seat me in front of the dressing room and allow me to nip, tuck, and remove all articles of clothing. (see video for further details and visuals)