Spice Girls Spice Up Your Life, Again

I am making this post for two reasons - (1) I think 4 of the 5 Spice Girls are still smoking hot (sorry Sporty). (2) My fiance is going to see them in concert in February and I thought I’d show her what she is looking forward to even though they will be on tv tonight for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. And you know that shit will be on my tv for 2 reasons - (1) Ass. (2) Titties.

So here is the scoop on the first concert in 10 years. The UK based website Dailymail did all the leg work for me.

The return of the girl powered Famous Five happened in Vancouver, where more than 15,000 fans were reduced to a hysterical frenzy at the first official performance of the Spice Girls’ comeback tour.

There were eight costume changes (eight fucking costume changes?) as they performed 22 numbers, accompanied by a troupe of semiclad male dancers.

Designer Roberto Cavalli had faithfully recreated some of the most memorable looks from their early days, adding a glamorous twist on outfits such as 35-year- old Geri’s Union Jack dress by adding rhinestones and Swarovski crystals.

All five performed a solo singing spot - with one notable exception. Instead of putting her voice to the test, Posh opted for a dance routine. Go figure. I swear she can’t sing. She only made it into the group 10 years ago because she always wore stipper stilletos and short tight skirts. Bravo.

Here is what people had to say after the show. Not the best of reviews, as I would have expected.

“Posh Spice looked uncomfortable in her tightlycorseted outfits and carefully coiffed hair, which she spent a fair amount of time clearing from her face.”

“Her dance moves were stiff and at one point at least she started to sing a line before it was time.”

SPICE GIRLS SET LIST
Spice Up Your Life
Stop
Say You’ll Be There
Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)
Lady Is A Vamp
Too Much
2 Become 1
Who Do You Think You Are
Catwalk
Are You Gonna Go My Way (Mel B)
Maybe (Emma)
Viva Forever
Holler
It’s Raining Men (Geri)
I Turn To You (Mel C)
Let Love Lead The Way
Mama
Celebration Medley
Goodbye
Wannabe
Spice Up Your Life (Reprise)

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Final Note:
- Geri looked the best. Her body is very tight.
- Sporty is still the ugly one.
- Posh still can’t sing, dance or move her face. Leave the Botox alone.
- Baby is all grown up, but I liked her better 10 years ago.
- Scary Spice is still my favorite and the only Spice Girl I can put on my Hollywood “fuck list” without my fiance leaving me. I can live with that.

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