The 10 List…Movie Ass Whoopins

I stumbled onto a website called Sand and Cotton which made a list of 10 Bad Ass Beatdowns. Some I agreed with, but mostly I thought it was pretty poorly done. So I thought I would make my own 10 list. Enjoy.

10.MIKE TYSON KNOCKOUTS

I know, I know, it’s not a movie. However, I am making the arguement that Mike Tyson’s life in general was a bad movie with bad ass beat downs from beginning to end.

9.KARATE KID 2

Nothing beats a movie with Chinese subtitles. And Daniel would never kick this guys ass. Nor Johnny Lawerence.

8.BLOODSPORT

So many to choose from featuring Jean-Claude, but I went old school and stand by my decision.

7.TMNT 2

I lived for this movie back in the day. They kicked as then, and they are kicking ass now.

6.300

A real man’s movie. HOWEVER, Gladiator still ranks higher in my book.

5.SNATCH

Yeah you can’t understand a Pikey until his fist is in your ear.

4.THE GLADIATOR

The best scene in the movie. Maximus continues to prove himself and earn the right to freedom through ass whoopins.

3.ONG-BAK: THE MUAY THAI WARRIOR

Watch how this dude gets straight kicked in the face. and then the rest of it just falls into place….a true warrior.

2.GREEN STREET

Fuck 300…This is what a real fight looks like. Though I can’t get over Elijah Wood as a bad ass, the movie is straight raw.

1.KNOCKAROUND GUYS

Vin Diesel can’t act, but he can beat your ass