The Dumb Files

I have to apologize to the 20 people who actually come to my site to look at the junk I put up here. I haven’t been able to keep up with the posting this week like I usually do. It has been a pretty hectic week for me. Hopefully the next few weeks will be better and I will have time to post a little more consistantly.

Anyway, since it has been over a week since the last dumb file, I should probably get one up and going right now. If you missed last weeks dumb file, you can check it out here. So this week I decided to share some dumb warning labels found on products. It may not be good, but its better than last week. Comment and Enjoy.

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

And my favorite…

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.