The Dumb Files
February 22, 2007
Today I am going to attempt to get back on track with The Dumb Files. I can’t be certain that [my people] actually enjoy these, but it is amusing to me to look for the material. Some of the shit I come across just boggles me.
Since it has been a while between the last posting and this one (over a week now I think), I will double up on this weeks post. If you missed [last] week’s post, or just forget what it was and what to read it again, you can check it out at The Dumb Files. Now onward!
School Excuses Written by the Student’s Parents…you’ll see why these make the cut into The Dumb Files.
1. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot
2. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
3. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
4. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. (she meant varicose veins…if you don’t know, look it up)
5. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh!ts.
The following will be some dumb (funny) pictures that I have come across. Check it out.
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the thing about all of these “dumb files” is…how do you know any of them are actually real? there is so much shit made up nowadays that 90% of it probably has no validity…
either way, if they are or aren’t real, they’re usually pretty creative, and sometimes entertaining
yeah they can be entertaining from time to time
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