The Dumb Files
January 23, 2007
Monday is behind us and Teusday is almost over, which means…it must be time for The Dumb Files. Last week I shared with you some dumb laws still in existence. I received some good comments on that and wanted to do it again. However, I decided against it and went with something that I call…dumb facts. Comment and Enjoy.
FACT 1: People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.
FACT 2: Charlie Brown’s dad was a barber.
FACT 3: The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
FACT 4: On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs.
FACT 5: “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
There is a reason, as you can see, why I call this The Dumb Files. Because…well…they are pretty dumb. I’ll do better next time. Till then…Comment and Enjoy.
You had to go there with the candy bar??
GACK!
yeah, I thought it was the best one out of the 5. I had to put it in there.