The First of Many

In the beginning, there was only one…the light bulb joke. It is THEE sterotypical joke, making it oh so easy to rag on any individual, population, religion or race. Its so amazingly easy to do. To serve this joke up well, you need to only fill in the blanks: How many (demographic group) does it take to screw in a light bulb? (add #). One to hold the light bulb (# minus the one) to behave in a way sterotypic to that group. For example, how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One - she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. See, easy. Yet always so freaking hilarious. What light bulb jokes do you have? Leave em in the comments.