The Golden Globes, Me?

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. I actually watched the Golden Globes Monday night for the first time, well until I fell asleep on the couch. I did miss, I think, one of the best awards given, the award for Best male/female comedy. It’s the biggie size value meal of the entire night and I fell short of seeing the funniest person on tv, thats just my luck. The sad thing is that the Golden Globes will be part of my yearly life from here on out. You see, my fiance lives for this shit, along with the Oscars, Grammys and SAG Awards. For all I know, it’s all the same shit.

And whats worse than actually watching the award show? I am not even sure I should be revealing this tid bit of information (sweat bead of embarrassment), but I will. I also sat through the Golden Globes “pre-game” show (Gulp!) I say “pre-game” because it sounds a bit less gay, when in actuality my testicals went to bed 4 hours before the rest of me did. The one time I don’t listen to my other head and look what happens, I get demanized (de-man-ized…a new word). The only thing that saved my night and part of my manhood…Hollywood ass! All of my favorite lovelies were out that night on the red carpet: Eva, Hayden, Evangeline, Ali, Jessica and so many more. Plus some I haven’t seen before that have now found themselves on my radar. My new favorite - Danielle Harris.

So all was not lost. It also got me thinking of a few Top 10 lists. Coming Soon!