The “Irish” 10 List, Part 1

With St. Patty’s Day fast approaching, I wanted to do a little something about being Irish in a two part post. The first will be my 10 favorite quotes about the Irish. I know they say everyone is Irish on St. Patty’s Day, which they really aren’t,but I am actually Irish so I will celebrate as such. Anyway on to the list. Here is part 1 of The “Irish” 10 List.

10. “The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.”
9. “The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch.”
8. “The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet.”
7. “God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish”
6. “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat”
5. “The Irish are a fair people- they never speak well of one another”
4. “If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
3. “Short-term amnesia is not the worst affliction if you have an Irish flair for the sauce.”
2. “If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough.”
1. “Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish.”

There you have it. My top 10 quotes about the Irish. Have something to say about the Irish? Say it, but you better have a little in you.