Toilet Paper vs. Paper Seat Cover
October 17, 2007
vs. 
There are two kinds of people in this world - one who evenly lays down TP on a public toilet, and one who uses the seat cover before poppin a squat. It’s one of the great debates. Like Crumple or Fold. And yes, folding is so much better. You crumplers are sick animals.
I am a TP guy. I know it may take an extra 3 seconds to quick rip off three pieces of TP to cover the seat, but old habits die hard. I also do not like how the hole in the seat cover has that extra flap covering it. You have to seperate that from the rest of the seat cover or else you poo will just sit there like it’s laying on a hammock. And that is just gross.
Call me old fashioned, but I just never got into the seat cover. But thats me. What say you?
And for you extra enjoyment. Here is a lovely conversation over the timeless
I’d rather be constipated for a week than sit down on a public toilet.
What if the bathroom smells like Lysol? You game?
Nope, I’m neurotic. I’m a hoverer. No way I can take a crap while hovering. Too many opposite muscle groups I would think.
Nah, one function at a time. Push, relax, release.