Where Have All The Wet Dreams Gone?
May 6, 2007
It used to be so easy. Go to bed, have a couple flashes of a naked woman with no name, no face, and no intention of saying…well…no. And why would she? It was your damn dream. Do they ever say no? Regardless, that was all it took. A few hours in the REM Cycle and you’d wake up with a sticky mess of relief. At first I used to dislike the wet dream because it DID wake me up. Not only did it wake me up but you would have to get out of bed, change, wipe yourself down if need be then slowly and painfully not be able to fully fall back asleep.
For us men, the wet dream is where it all begins. We graduated from morning wood (which was devastating if your mother saw that before you could hide it under the sheets) to wet dreams, and from wet dreams we graduate to masterbation. Most of us never leave the masterbation stage. And why should we? Ejaculation is one of the greatest physical feelings mother nature could have ever given us.
So I ask you. Why after 10 years (it all started at age 14) do I no longer get the pleasure of the wet dream. To tell you the truth, I haven’t had one in atleast 4 YEARS!!! Why? Is there a cut off age? Does your body all of a sudden decide it doesn’t need that anymore? Because I can tell you, the dreams haven’t changed, just the overall outcome. I just don’t know. And as I sit here ranting about a topic of such worthlessness, I cannot help but to become more and more frustrated.
I guess I just refuse to believe that this could be a natural progression. I am still young (24) and think I should still be able to relive a little bit of youth for another couple years. The End.
Either you get laid alot or jerk off alot I would say since a wet dream is nature’s way of “releasing the toxin” build-up if there is no other outlet.
Wait until you get married and have kids…then you won’t have sex for very long periods of time and nor will you have a moment alone to “take matters into your own hands”.
Then you have the whole new problem of explaining to your wife why your changing underwear in the middle of the night and answer the awkward question…”Just who the hell were you dreaming about??”
“You, honey…not Jessica Alba, I swear”
Ha..great. well I am engaged now and I have a 20 month old little girl. So maybe in a few months the cycle will start all over again.
If it doesn’t - I’ll give you a hand!!!
or something not at all similar……..
Leone - you are a man who surely does not bite his tongue.
And no I will not bite it for you.
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